Simply Disturbing

Title: iBouncer
Category: Games

heidi_klum_12WEB Look … I’m the first one who can appreciate a simple paddle ball breakout app, but there is something quite disturbing about bouncing a dog’s head around on your iPhone screen. Thinking I’ll probably avoid sharing this app with little ones as  it might cause long term ill effects in children. Not sure if  the developer is either a dog  lover or a cat lover – guess an argument can be made either way.  Honestly, I would rather play bouncing Oprah or Rush Limbaugh heads … or how about bouncing Bill Gates and Steve Jobs heads … mmmm, bouncing Heidi Klum heads.

iBouncerScreen     iBouncerScreenB

And on a final note, bravo to the developer for this genius piece of marketing fluff:

Like Texas Hold’em, iBouncer is a game that takes only a minute to learn, but a lifetime to master!

Whoah, slow down there sparky! You must be confused with brain surgery or rocket science. Texas Hold’em does NOT take a minute to learn (mental note – invite developer to next poker tournament) and iBouncer does NOT take a lifetime to master. I can see it now … coming soon to ESPN … World Series Of iBouncer.

Comments

  • Jeff

    Hope we can add our own pics to this app eventually, ex-wives, the boss, the dim-witted celebrity would be cool to bounce around.

    J

  • Jeff

    Hope we can add our own pics to this app eventually, ex-wives, the boss, the dim-witted celebrity would be cool to bounce around.

    J

  • Jeff

    Hope we can add our own pics to this app eventually, ex-wives, the boss, the dim-witted celebrity would be cool to bounce around.

    J

  • Jeff

    Hope we can add our own pics to this app eventually, ex-wives, the boss, the dim-witted celebrity would be cool to bounce around.

    J