Brown Note

Ever hear of Brown Note? It’s actually quite popular … Brown Note has been featured on the television shows MythBusters and Brainiac: Science Abuse. The character Echo DeMille from the NBC series Heroes is able to produce a Brown Note to escape from some of his pursuers. The band Ben Folds have incorporated Brown Note into their concerts. And probably the most popular Brown Note reference was in an episode of South Park …

Simply put, the Brown Note is an infrasound frequency that is said to cause humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. eww! And of course you know where this is going:

What’s great about the iPhone is that if you want to make people crap their pants,
there is an app for that …

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Yes – of course there is an app for that … Apple approves apps for just about anything … including the Brown Noise app … the app that theoretically makes people crap their pants. Thank you Apple for consistently approving apps we really need.

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March 16, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Comedypace

    That's a load of crap

  • Comedypace

    That's a load of crap

  • An app for anything, keep this one away from me. I do not get easily disgusted, but this is disgusting. CM

  • An app for anything, keep this one away from me. I do not get easily disgusted, but this is disgusting. CM

  • LOL … agreed! And now there is even more brown note KRAPPS … a new app called Drop It … argh! stop the madness!

  • LOL … agreed! And now there is even more brown note KRAPPS … a new app called Drop It … argh! stop the madness!

  • Yeah and who the heck evens thinks up these things … twisted! 🙂

  • Yeah and who the heck evens thinks up these things … twisted! 🙂

  • LOL … agreed! And now there is even more brown note KRAPPS … a new app called Drop It … argh! stop the madness!

  • Yeah and who the heck evens thinks up these things … twisted! 🙂

  • Kefiano

    Jezus Christ, I just shit my pants!