• 
• 
• 

• Search

• SUBSCRIBE

   get KRAPPS by RSS

  or, get KRAPPS by email:
  
  

• Recently Written

  • Here’s To The Crazy Ones
  • Despite Female Moans, SexLife Trailer Fails To Arouse [Video]
  • Wii iPhone 4 iOS Home & Lock Screen Wallpaper Set [Download]
  • Slap A Sexy Belly, Make Music, Huh? – Belly Jam iPhone App [Video]
  • Adventure, To The Max! [iPhone Game Review]
  • epic – The Toolbox iPhone iOS 4 Home & Lock Screen Wallpaper Set [Download]
  • Recap Week Of January 3
  • Sexy Star Wars Pinups – EWWW!
  • Weird Stuff From Japan – iPhone 4 Sushi Case
  • MegaMan iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpaper Collection [Download]

• Categories

  • anti-KRAPPS
  • Books
  • Business
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Finance
  • Games
  • General
  • Guest Authors
  • Health
  • Lifestyle
  • Music
  • Navigation
  • News
  • Photography
  • Productivity
  • Quick KRAPPS
  • Recap
  • Reference
  • Social
  • Sports
  • Travel
  • Uncategorized
  • Utilities
  • Weather

• Archives

  • August 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • September 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010
  • January 2010
  • December 2009
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • September 2009
  • August 2009
  • July 2009
  • June 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
• 

The Geek Way

Sorry for being blunt, but WHINERS SUCK! You know those folks who have to absolutely bitch about everything under the sun … call it The Glass Half Empty Syndrome. It could be a co-worker, a sibling, your spouse, a friend or anybody who just complains non-freaking-stop. ARGH! … Shut Up Already!

Here’s some notable whiners:

Michael Vick, who repeatedly whined that he was being unjustly accused, just before admitting his involvement with dog fighting and animal cruelty.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck complained on The View that she didn’t receive her usual invitation to the White House Christmas party.

Phil Gramm, former Republican Senator and co-campaign manager for Sen. John McCain who resigned as a result of whining while discussing the nation’s economy, that “we have sort of become a nation of whiners.  You just hear this constant whining….”

Lindsay Lohan, who had virtually denied and whined about most aspects of her life that have included DUI, drug abuse, and repeatedly making bad choices.

Others include, Barry Bonds, Terrell Owens, Rosie O’Donnell, Joaquin Phoenix and more.

So how do you deal with these pathetic pansy crybabies? Per Dr. Rick Kirschner … you could get all polite and constructive … it’s the touchy feely way:

If you must deal with a Whiner, your goal is to team up with them to form a problem-solving alliance. So the best you can do with someone who is constantly complaining, is to work with them to diminish their feelings of helplessness by helping them to identify solutions. As the feeling of helplessness diminishes, so does the need to whine.

“Form a problem-solving alliance”?? … “Diminish their feelings of helplessness”?? LOL … uhhh, no thanks! We prefer something more direct and effective … a simple “STFU, YOU SUCK!”. Or of course we could use our handy dandy iPhone. Damn straight … want to shut-up whiners? … with over 25,000 apps, you know damn well there is an app for that! Presenting the Wambulance! app from Nerdtown (great name, rivals previously featured Meat Couch Productions) … the geek way of telling whiners to STFU. Just dial “waa!-1-1” and let the geek wambulance deal with the situation.

What – don’t like Wambulance!? … it’s KRAPPS? Whatever whiner! But maybe you’re right. Screw the Wambulance! app – we’ll use our iPhone more effectively and just beat you with it.

   

FREE Wambulance! App To KRAPPS Viewers!
Nerdtown was kind enough to provide codes which will allow KRAPPS viewers to download Wambulance! for FREE. Simply be one of the first 9 viewers to leave a comment and we will email you the download code.

Comments

• 
• 
• 

• Social KRAPPS

  • Email
  • Twitter
  • FriendFeed
  • Flickr
  • YouTube
• 
• 
• 
•