Super Pooper

hellokittypoopJPG We have a request … next time you drop the kids off at the pool, we’d like you to humor us in a little activity that follows:

Take a dump –> Look between your legs –> look at your poop, make a sketch of it –> now write down your poop’s consistency and how it smells –> finally, for tracking purposes, note current date, time and place.

Now repeat this process for a week … and voila … you made a poop journal (or for you artsy fartsy … a Poop Moleskin)! How freaking cool is that!?! What? What did you say? We are weird? … no, YOU’RE weird! .. What? … no – NO – YOU’RE WEIRD! … NO, YOU’RE WEIRD! whatever … SHUT UP .. you’re the one that’s WEIRD – WEIRD … ha! … weird! … blah!

Anyways, we think the folks at SWS Digital would agree with us … if you don’t like documenting the details of your defecation … well then … you’re the one that’s weird. And that’s why SWS Digital created the POOP THE WORLD app … so us normal turd tracking folks can conduct our business (no pun intended) on the iPhone. But this ain’t no ordinary poop journal … Apple only approves the ultimate in tootsie roll tracking. Let’s take a tour:

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Generate Poop:
Choose from 20 different dookie-types which best represent the look of your crapola (ex = Gorillas In The Mist, Ring Of Fire, Trail Mix, etc.) … Select from 21 fragrances which best describe the smell of your sea pickle (ex = Fish & Otter Waste, Fungus and Moss, Grandma’s Fur Coat, etc.) … Then hit the Flush button to enter your do-do data.

PTWGorillas  PTWRingOfFire  PTWTrailMix

My Poop Stats:
Track your personal poopie stats like total number of toilet twinkies taken, tonnage of waste generated and miles of toilet paper consumed. Share details of your last lumber by email.

Poop Places:
Leveraging the iPhone’s GPS technology, you can keep track of your load’s location history or use the real-time Global Poop Map & Leader Board to view other users marking their territory around the world (how’s that for social media!).

PTWPoopStats   PTWPoopPlaces

Trophy Room:
A colon cobra competition where you have the chance to collect four trophies … satisfies even the most competitive chocolate soldier.

So there you have it … Apple’s gift to baked brownie aficionados … POOP THE WORLD. Call it what you want …pinch a loaf, ride the porcelain pony, drop a brick, feed the goldfish, launch a log, plant potatoes or leave a deposit … we call it like we see it – and we see POOP THE WORLD as the ultimate –> SUPER POOPER. (you’re weird … ha!)

Comments

  • I just threw up a little bit.

  • I just threw up a little bit.

  • T-dog

    Worth checking out the youtube video. The app is actually quite benign, and more cute/funny than it is “scatalogical” and downright disgusting i.e. ratemypoop.

    The app's actually really polished

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJaJ_0ZwR0U

  • T-dog

    Worth checking out the youtube video. The app is actually quite benign, and more cute/funny than it is “scatalogical” and downright disgusting i.e. ratemypoop.

    The app's actually really polished

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJaJ_0ZwR0U

  • Absolutely agreed … the folks at SWS Digital did a bang up job coding POOP
    THE WORLD … and like our article states, integrating GPS functionality
    positions the app in the “super” category –> SUPER POOPER category, if you
    will.

    RateMyPoop?!? oh my … hopefully Apple will NEVER go there … but
    honestly, these days – nothing would suprise us from Apple 🙂

  • Absolutely agreed … the folks at SWS Digital did a bang up job coding POOP
    THE WORLD … and like our article states, integrating GPS functionality
    positions the app in the “super” category –> SUPER POOPER category, if you
    will.

    RateMyPoop?!? oh my … hopefully Apple will NEVER go there … but
    honestly, these days – nothing would suprise us from Apple 🙂

  • Great idea!! … a PUKE THE WORLD app … hello SWS – we have your next
    project.

  • Great idea!! … a PUKE THE WORLD app … hello SWS – we have your next
    project.

  • vewrv

    it is free for memorial day

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