Fortunes In The Crapper

We have an idea … yes we do … it’s an iPhone app idea and just like the dude who made Sound Grenade, we figure we’d rack in a cool $100K for 30 minutes of work. Ha! We rock … tealeavessuck2 our app is better than your app!

So you guys are cool – we’ll let you in on our little secret … just promise not to go off and release it yourself … k?

There is this fortune telling method called tasseography … more commonly known as “reading tea leaves”. Yup, tea leaves can reveal all sorts of killer stuff … health, love, wealth, etc. Now take this reading tea leaves concept and transport it into iPhone World. But remember, in iPhone World, KRAPPS rock. So think farts, annoying sounds, boobs, vomit, strip apps, zits, boogers, bikinis, snot, etc. And of course the latest KRAPPS trend … POOP!

Oh yeah, we’re running with poop! Poop are the tea leaves of the iPhone World. Poop can reveal so much about your health and diet. Now we won’t go as far as saying poop can give insights about your love life, fame or fortune … but we’re going to market hard the whole health issue angle. Heck, everyone should be concerned with their health – that’s just a given. So our winning formula is … Poop + Health = $$$.

tales_from_the_crapperWEB Ok, now play along with our cr-app. Next time you take a dump, go ahead and wipe up, but DO NOT flush! Flushing is bad (even courtesy flushes) … we need to keep the butt nuts in the bowl. Now using our cr-app, choose the Color of your cigar fish: is it white, yellow, red, magenta, orange, brown, black, etc. Ok, once you selected your colon cobra’s color, choose its Shape: long, pebbles, rain cloud, bunny ears, beer can, etc. Now the last step … Frequency … how many times a day do you bake brownies: 1-2 times per day, 3 times, 4 times, 5+ times. Once you enter all this information into our cr-app, push the submit button and out comes your results (by the way, you can flush now).

Yes, we know … it sounds freaky and whack. But this is iPhone World, where the current flavor of the month is POOP (eww). Now to get away from the wasteland of stupidity in the Entertainment category, we’ll position ourselves in the legit Healthcare & Fitness group. We’ll give our cr-app credibility by writing a sensible, but  witty description like …

This is an educational tool that helps you consider your diet and health
from the perspective of what you leave behind in the bowl

Yeah baby! We kick ass! It’s all about the POOP these days in iPhone World. We’re gonna make a fortune by reading your crap. Booyah!

What the? Not cool! Piss off Quango with your iPoop healthcare and fitness application. Stealing our fecal fortune cr-app. Leave us alone and go service your big wig clients like Electronic Arts, Dell, Adidas and Sharp. Whatever … may the wrath of the Red-Rain Cloud- 5 Times A Day-Poop strike down upon you and spare no mercy. Blah!

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May 14, 2009 | Filed Under Health 

Comments

  • Thanks for talking about our app! Let's just say it was a dream come true to build an app like this. A mix of quirky humor, some useful information, and a foray into the App Store. We are already working on an update, incorporating a Log-Log where you can track your poop, and of course the much anticipated flush sound.

  • Thanks for talking about our app! Let's just say it was a dream come true to build an app like this. A mix of quirky humor, some useful information, and a foray into the App Store. We are already working on an update, incorporating a Log-Log where you can track your poop, and of course the much anticipated flush sound.

  • Thanks for talking about our app! Let's just say it was a dream come true to build an app like this. A mix of quirky humor, some useful information, and a foray into the App Store. We are already working on an update, incorporating a Log-Log where you can track your poop, and of course the much anticipated flush sound.

  • Whatever Marc! We are still playing the Bitter Bobby card as we could've made serious $$$. Glad your dream came true, because you shattered ours. Good luck to you in the future, especially with the Log-Log feature (sounds interesting) … and hey, to call it “even”, at least buy us a beer if we're ever in town.

  • Whatever Marc! We are still playing the Bitter Bobby card as we could've
    made serious $$$. Glad your dream came true, because you shattered ours.
    Good luck to you in the future, especially with the Log-Log feature (sounds
    interesting) … and hey, to call it “even”, at least buy us a beer if we're
    ever in town.

  • So are you making this or looking for someone else to?

  • Jonah: it is on the app store available for download right now.

    Krapps: You bet on the beers 😉 Drop us a line when you are in Portland!

  • Joshua Cala

    Omg, I downloaded this the other day and it was great. I was messing with it while doing my Work Out Plans and my brother was messing with it too. He loved it.

  • tabathalupien

    Salt or sodium is vital for all living creatures. For humans, if used in excess it can cause cardiovascular problems and hyper tension. Also I read a free diet plan saying that salt also keeps water in our body and all the toxins that would be flushed otherwise. We all should try and keep track of our salt consumption every day.

  • tabathalupien

    Sounds like a really fun application although some people could find it…well, disgusting. I would be willing to try it if it was a free diet plan, but paying for it sounds just…crappy.

  • tabathalupien

    Salt or sodium is vital for all living creatures. For humans, if used in excess it can cause cardiovascular problems and hyper tension. Also I read a free diet plan saying that salt also keeps water in our body and all the toxins that would be flushed otherwise. We all should try and keep track of our salt consumption every day.

  • tabathalupien

    Sounds like a really fun application although some people could find it…well, disgusting. I would be willing to try it if it was a free diet plan, but paying for it sounds just…crappy.