Make A Stripper Smile – There’s An App For That

GangstaGeekJPG The iPhone just got some major street cred! Ya dig? This ain’t no Abercrombie wearing – yoga taking – moleskin carrying – suburban frat boy mobile device … this iPhone is streetwise! Hailing from the hood of Cupertino! West Coat-style from the C to the A. iPhone biatch, bust it baby!

Yeah … we knew our boy Steve was a dirty dogg. Posing with those candy ass iFart and iStrip apps. But really hanging with his homies Young Jeezy, Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, etc … Steve has the cred and now brings it – iPhone in da house – just killing it!

Takin’ a page out of the Pacman Jones Chronicles, Apple now kicks two apps which will put a smile on every strippers face. We’re talking the Make It Rain! And I Make It Rain apps.

No redneck, this ain’t no rain stick voodoo magic app! We’re talking stacks – bling – benjamins – bills – cheddar – scrilla – bread.

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Still don’t get it? k … check the lyrics to “Sexy Can I” by Ray J:

Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole …
Then you drop and do the splits …
I make it rain in the club like (oh, ohh, ohh)

No clue, huh? here, just watch this video of the I Make It Rain app in action:

 

Now you get it! Make It Rain … be a baller, with your cristal and green. The most dope gents at Mitchell Brothers … you boy and Steve … making it rain all night … straight up Cupertino bad ass-style.

And look at these user reviews … everyone’s a pimp with the Make It Rain apps:

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AngrySnowman Hmmm – got us thinking. Since Apple has this new found street cred … we’re gonna make it rich with our new iPhone app company –>
I’m So Hood Apps … with such dope offerings as the Trap Or Die app … the Triple Beam Dreams app … and of course, the sure hit
Angry Snowman app (who all dat Apple? don’t google – just approve it).

 

Comments

  • Mike

    The 'Make it Rain' application is a poor imitation of 'i Make it Rain.' While the hundred dollar bills provide a nice image, they block most of the background picture. My biggest complaint however, is that the bills don't actually fall on the 'Make it Rain' application. Isn't this the point of making it rain in the first place?

    The music cannot be changed in either application, and yet again 'i Make it Rain' is superior in that respect. The beat is much more fitting for the activity than the one found on 'Make it Rain.'

    Lastly, 'Make it Rain' tries too hard to be something it's not. You can input your name and upload your high score to see how many bills you've made it rain in each session, but what's the point?

    I would recommend downloading 'i Make it Rain' and grabbing a photo of Megan Fox from the latest Esquire cover shoot. Boredom at work has never looked better.

  • Mike

    The 'Make it Rain' application is a poor imitation of 'i Make it Rain.' While the hundred dollar bills provide a nice image, they block most of the background picture. My biggest complaint however, is that the bills don't actually fall on the 'Make it Rain' application. Isn't this the point of making it rain in the first place?

    The music cannot be changed in either application, and yet again 'i Make it Rain' is superior in that respect. The beat is much more fitting for the activity than the one found on 'Make it Rain.'

    Lastly, 'Make it Rain' tries too hard to be something it's not. You can input your name and upload your high score to see how many bills you've made it rain in each session, but what's the point?

    I would recommend downloading 'i Make it Rain' and grabbing a photo of Megan Fox from the latest Esquire cover shoot. Boredom at work has never looked better.

  • Mike

    The 'Make it Rain' application is a poor imitation of 'i Make it Rain.' While the hundred dollar bills provide a nice image, they block most of the background picture. My biggest complaint however, is that the bills don't actually fall on the 'Make it Rain' application. Isn't this the point of making it rain in the first place?

    The music cannot be changed in either application, and yet again 'i Make it Rain' is superior in that respect. The beat is much more fitting for the activity than the one found on 'Make it Rain.'

    Lastly, 'Make it Rain' tries too hard to be something it's not. You can input your name and upload your high score to see how many bills you've made it rain in each session, but what's the point?

    I would recommend downloading 'i Make it Rain' and grabbing a photo of Megan Fox from the latest Esquire cover shoot. Boredom at work has never looked better.

  • theDude

    I will say it, I am broke. I have spent the last 8 months of my life with one goal, to make it rain on everything that moves. I have made it rain on strippers, hookers, the white house, Shaq, my granny and even a McDonald's manager. My future is looking bring now due to the new iMakeItRain app. I dont need to stockpile $1 bills any more!

    I am a connoisseur at making it rain in general and I can give my full endorsement to iMakeItRain over the simple Make It Rain. iMakeItRain has a better layout and the dolla bills float down on anything you can imagine. Great app.

  • theDude

    I will say it, I am broke. I have spent the last 8 months of my life with one goal, to make it rain on everything that moves. I have made it rain on strippers, hookers, the white house, Shaq, my granny and even a McDonald's manager. My future is looking bring now due to the new iMakeItRain app. I dont need to stockpile $1 bills any more!

    I am a connoisseur at making it rain in general and I can give my full endorsement to iMakeItRain over the simple Make It Rain. iMakeItRain has a better layout and the dolla bills float down on anything you can imagine. Great app.

  • theDude

    I will say it, I am broke. I have spent the last 8 months of my life with one goal, to make it rain on everything that moves. I have made it rain on strippers, hookers, the white house, Shaq, my granny and even a McDonald's manager. My future is looking bring now due to the new iMakeItRain app. I dont need to stockpile $1 bills any more!

    I am a connoisseur at making it rain in general and I can give my full endorsement to iMakeItRain over the simple Make It Rain. iMakeItRain has a better layout and the dolla bills float down on anything you can imagine. Great app.

  • Derek

    Hand down the “i make it rain” app is WAAAY better then the “Make it Rain!” app. You get to actually watch the money RAIN on your backround of choice, whereas the “Make it Rain!” app is just a big stack of money that covers the whole screen.

    I download the “i make it rain” app a few weeks ago and have never felt so gangsta in all my life, and so when this new app came out i bought it in a heart beat. The bills look nice, and the shout outs are kinda funny, but i think it's just one of many cheap imitations of the original make it rain.

    Save your money fellow gangstas, the “i make it rain” app is the only few pennies you need to invest to get unlimited hundred dollar bill stacks to throw at your whole photo album.

    Stay fresh and stay fly.

  • Derek

    Hand down the “i make it rain” app is WAAAY better then the “Make it Rain!” app. You get to actually watch the money RAIN on your backround of choice, whereas the “Make it Rain!” app is just a big stack of money that covers the whole screen.

    I download the “i make it rain” app a few weeks ago and have never felt so gangsta in all my life, and so when this new app came out i bought it in a heart beat. The bills look nice, and the shout outs are kinda funny, but i think it's just one of many cheap imitations of the original make it rain.

    Save your money fellow gangstas, the “i make it rain” app is the only few pennies you need to invest to get unlimited hundred dollar bill stacks to throw at your whole photo album.

    Stay fresh and stay fly.

  • Derek

    Hand down the “i make it rain” app is WAAAY better then the “Make it Rain!” app. You get to actually watch the money RAIN on your backround of choice, whereas the “Make it Rain!” app is just a big stack of money that covers the whole screen.

    I download the “i make it rain” app a few weeks ago and have never felt so gangsta in all my life, and so when this new app came out i bought it in a heart beat. The bills look nice, and the shout outs are kinda funny, but i think it's just one of many cheap imitations of the original make it rain.

    Save your money fellow gangstas, the “i make it rain” app is the only few pennies you need to invest to get unlimited hundred dollar bill stacks to throw at your whole photo album.

    Stay fresh and stay fly.

  • Mike

    The 'Make it Rain' application is a poor imitation of 'i Make it Rain.' While the hundred dollar bills provide a nice image, they block most of the background picture. My biggest complaint however, is that the bills don't actually fall on the 'Make it Rain' application. Isn't this the point of making it rain in the first place?

    The music cannot be changed in either application, and yet again 'i Make it Rain' is superior in that respect. The beat is much more fitting for the activity than the one found on 'Make it Rain.'

    Lastly, 'Make it Rain' tries too hard to be something it's not. You can input your name and upload your high score to see how many bills you've made it rain in each session, but what's the point?

    I would recommend downloading 'i Make it Rain' and grabbing a photo of Megan Fox from the latest Esquire cover shoot. Boredom at work has never looked better.

  • theDude

    I will say it, I am broke. I have spent the last 8 months of my life with one goal, to make it rain on everything that moves. I have made it rain on strippers, hookers, the white house, Shaq, my granny and even a McDonald's manager. My future is looking bring now due to the new iMakeItRain app. I dont need to stockpile $1 bills any more!

    I am a connoisseur at making it rain in general and I can give my full endorsement to iMakeItRain over the simple Make It Rain. iMakeItRain has a better layout and the dolla bills float down on anything you can imagine. Great app.

  • Derek

    Hand down the “i make it rain” app is WAAAY better then the “Make it Rain!” app. You get to actually watch the money RAIN on your backround of choice, whereas the “Make it Rain!” app is just a big stack of money that covers the whole screen.

    I download the “i make it rain” app a few weeks ago and have never felt so gangsta in all my life, and so when this new app came out i bought it in a heart beat. The bills look nice, and the shout outs are kinda funny, but i think it's just one of many cheap imitations of the original make it rain.

    Save your money fellow gangstas, the “i make it rain” app is the only few pennies you need to invest to get unlimited hundred dollar bill stacks to throw at your whole photo album.

    Stay fresh and stay fly.