Porn And Nudity Now Available In The App Store

(update 6/26/09 12:30am PST: yet another update. click here for complete details)

(update 6/25/09 9:33am PST: oh Apple, you BIG TEASE! the revolutionary Hottest Girls app has been pulled from the App Store. perhaps too “hot” for the geeks in Cupertino, LOL)

You knew it was coming! … You read the warning signs! … This shouldn’t be a surprise!
But similar to any historic occasion, the magnitude of the event really starts to sink in after it becomes reality. So chew on this for a moment …

Apple’s iPhone App Store now contains NUDITY!

Here, let us repeat that for you so there is no confusion …

Apple approves NUDITY in iPhone apps!
There is PORNOGRAPHY in the App Store!

Thanks to the new Parental Controls in OS 3.0 (the 17+ rating), yesterday, developer Allen Leung updated his Hottest Girls app with nude topless sexy girl pictures … thus making Apple history by becoming the first iPhone application to contain nudity.

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(image via macenstein)

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LOL … on Monday, Steve Jobs released a company statement characterizing the App Store as “Revolutionary”. Two days later Steve’s prophecy comes true … PORN … indeed  HottestGirlsNudity11 revolutionary Steve!

So now that we can purchase official Apple endorsed nude porno boobies in the App Store, where do we go from here? Streaming videos … an official Vivid Entertainment app … Adam & Eve catalog … Leisure Suit Larry games … iPlayboy … etc. SHHHHH – do you hear that loud roar? … that’s the Girls Gone Wild franchise going wild over the good news.

And now we have questions for Apple: will they be releasing a new SDK agreement and revising Section 3.3.12 and its “applications must not contain any pornographic material” specification? … is hardcore material cool or just soft porn? … what about male frontal nudity? … or POV porn? … HEY – don’t laugh! … these guidelines are crucial to mister Larry “Hustler” Flynt.

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So on this historic day … we’ll leave you with a tip and a warning:

iPhoneParentalControls11 TIP – parents, if you don’t want your kids to view Apple’s porn (if you do – you’re an IDIOT), go to Settings > General > Restrictions > Enable Restrictions, check Don’t Allow Apps 17+.

WARNING – similar to the fart and bikini girl phenomena, brace yourselves for a massive flood of iPhone porno applications.

Hmmm … those poor Korean secretaries we wrote about … who were forced to pose in the Office Girls app – we guess completely disrobing will now be part of their job security.

(LOL at geeky Apple approved pornography – it probably sucks anyways! – save your $$$)

Comments

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Mystery

    So they just changed their mind? Wow Apple, you are so professional and consistent!

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

  • Agreed … Apple really needs to get their shit together … this saga gets even more idiotic and we had to write a dedicated “update” article –> http://krapps.com/2009/06/26/porno-nudity-iphon

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  • annoyed

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    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • annoyed

    since looking at yourself in the mirror doesnt constitute porn…
    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • annoyed

    since looking at yourself in the mirror doesnt constitute porn…
    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • annoyed

    since looking at yourself in the mirror doesnt constitute porn…
    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • annoyed

    since looking at yourself in the mirror doesnt constitute porn…
    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • annoyed

    since looking at yourself in the mirror doesnt constitute porn…
    since looking at your wife in the shower doesnt constitute porn…
    since the statue of David doesnt constitute porn….
    since pulling off the underwear of your 2 yr old to wipe his private parts doesnt constitute being a pedophile…

    and dont take my response out of context. i am answering specifically to your statement about ALL nudity being porn

  • Jgmann

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