Secrets Of A Millionaire iPhone App Developer

Ok developers, listen up … it’s time we let you in on a little iPhone secret. Similar to those Twitter “get rich quick” schemes (man those are annoying – we blame Oprah!) , we have a guaranteed system that will get you big bank by selling your iPhone app the “KRAPPS Way” (and no, don’t develop the biggest piece of krapp application for the sole purpose of being featured here on KRAPPS – LOL).

Below are examples of apps selling the “KRAPPS Way”. Pay attention … quiz at the end.

You know those plain vanilla wristwatch apps? Why develop another lame one when you can release … the My Sexy Watch app

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Or what about the classic game of Hangman? Booooring! What the world really needs is … the Sexy Hangman app

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Sleep machines are cool. They play soothing sounds that enable you to snooze like a baby. But does the App Store really need another sleep machine app? No! The App Store is begging for … the Sexy Dreams app

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We like puzzle games. The kind that have a bunch of scattered pieces and your job is to slide them back together again and reveal a picture. But you can’t make bank from just any picture, you need … the Amazing Sexy CowGirl iSlider app

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Honestly …. Sudoku sucks! But this we like … the Sexy Sudoku app

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The iPhone’s technology is amazing. Take for example its GPS functionality – apply this feature the right way and you’ll never get lost again … with a simple push of a button, you’ll always be able to find your way back home. But slow down sparky – think about it! This is your moment to shine with … the Take Me Home I’m Sexy! app

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So ok Mister iPhone App Developer … we’ve given you 6 examples of how to make bank off your app the “KRAPPS Way”. You’re a smart dude, reading KRAPPS and doing the whole Coca Language thing … show me the money!

iphone-3gs_SEX Right you are … SEX, SEX, SEX … sex sells and it’s as simple as adding the word “Sexy” to the title of your app. And no worries, don’t be all pushing and shoving … getting in our grill. There’s plenty of sex for everyone … Sexy Baseball – Sexy Twitter – Sexy Shazam – Sexy Pandora – Sexy Turn By Turn Navigation – Sexy Moron Test – Sexy Tetris – Sexy Skype – and more … LOL – and you thought the “S” in the new iPhone 3GS stood for speed … NOT! Introducing iPhone 3GS … They Sexiest iPhone yet.

July 3, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment, Games 

Comments

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Sex sells, Apple knew that with the introduction of the allmighty S(ex) at the end of the 3G! Cant wait for the next posts, to see if the developers learned something from this post at all!!

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • Oh yeah … those Apple guys are sexy themselves … they knew the power of
    sex for sure … yeah, Sexy and Smart pretty much sums up Apple.

  • billsussex

    Adding Sexy, definately brilliant. How do you feel about my Fartoholics-Blonde Cheerleaders Don't fart App? Do you think the sexy image icon is enough or should it be Sexy Fartoholics?
    Then there is Fartoscopes -My Fart Horoscope App how would that translate. I guess you could have a Sexy astrologicalist as the icon

  • billsussex

    Adding Sexy, definately brilliant. How do you feel about my Fartoholics-Blonde Cheerleaders Don't fart App? Do you think the sexy image icon is enough or should it be Sexy Fartoholics?
    Then there is Fartoscopes -My Fart Horoscope App how would that translate. I guess you could have a Sexy astrologicalist as the icon

  • billsussex

    Adding Sexy, definately brilliant. How do you feel about my Fartoholics-Blonde Cheerleaders Don't fart App? Do you think the sexy image icon is enough or should it be Sexy Fartoholics?
    Then there is Fartoscopes -My Fart Horoscope App how would that translate. I guess you could have a Sexy astrologicalist as the icon

  • billsussex

    Adding Sexy, definately brilliant. How do you feel about my Fartoholics-Blonde Cheerleaders Don't fart App? Do you think the sexy image icon is enough or should it be Sexy Fartoholics?
    Then there is Fartoscopes -My Fart Horoscope App how would that translate. I guess you could have a Sexy astrologicalist as the icon