iBra Fails Miserably In Training Bra Removing Ninjas

Last week we reviewed a very cool “meet the opposite sex” app called SEX-A-MA-PHONE. It basically functions as a witty icebreaker assisting you in meeting guys or girls.
SEX-A-MA-PHONE should work (if it worked for that ab pointing douchebag pictured below, it’ll certainly work for you) with the initial introduction, but the rest of the hook-up is totally in your hands.

hot-chick-with-douchebag So SEX-A-MA-PHONE is successful and you meet this hot chick. The two of you hit it off … constantly talking and text messaging on the phone … going out on dates … celebrating your one week anniversary … blah, blah, blah. Things are going great. But then the relationship is ready for the next level … you know … a bit of that Marvin Gaye – “Let’s Get It On” … some of that R. Kelly – “Bump ‘N Grind” … and top if off with that Bel Biv Devoe – “Do Me Baby”. Ayyy – you’re about to throw up just at the thought of this “Let’s Get Physical” stuff. You’re a blubbering rookie with no experience getting past first base … you can see second off their in the distance, but have never managed to actually reach it. Always getting shot down. Always making a fool of yourself. What is this “second base” we speak of? Boobies … and specifically its dreaded gatekeeper … DA BRA!

Hey it’s cool … da bra is a bitch and takes a lot of dedication and practice to remove it (now it wouldn’t be a gatekeeper if every Tom, Dick and Harry could easily get by). There are tricks of the trade that must be mastered … the flick, the snap, the over-under, etc. Once you are comfortable performing these maneuvers, you can proceed directly to the Promised Land … Second Base.

But how does one become a bra removing ninja master? Oh you know where this is going (unless you are a rookie at KRAPPS too) … there’s an app for that … iBra.

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You betcha … become a committed player – practice morning, noon and night … submit your high score … beat da bra and never be without boobies again. NOT!

iBra is either the stupidest joke in the history of the App Store … suffering from a severe infection of bugs … or developer Sebastian Keller was on crack when developing iBra (or was Apple cracked for approving it). We spent over 10 minutes performing every ninja bra removal technique known to mankind (we Googled it) … all to no avail. We flipped it, pinched it, snapped it, stuffed it, rubbed it, smacked it, bit it, shaked it, licked it … heck, we even flipped it upside down and read it a story. Nothing – nada – zilch. Sure bra straps can be tricky … not iBra … it simply sucks! But iBra does accomplish one thing – leaving the user with a strong desire to kick Sebastian Keller square in the nuts.

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Comments

  • Thanks for the interesting article brother thanks for sharing

  • Wingspinner

    Unfortunately KrApps has now turned into KrArt(icle) and KrEdit(torial). Wasn't far from either to start with but this KrArt strikes a new low.

  • LOL … love the new “KR” definitions!

    But in all fairness … you spend over 10 minutes trying to unhook a bra and see how you feel … not exactly Kraptastic 😉

  • Wingspinner

    Unfortunately KrApps has now turned into KrArt(icle) and KrEdit(torial). Wasn't far from either to start with but this KrArt strikes a new low.

  • LOL … love the new “KR” definitions!

    But in all fairness … you spend over 10 minutes trying to unhook a bra and see how you feel … not exactly Kraptastic 😉