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Pamela Anderson Is A Man? This App Thinks So

We came across a very interesting app the other day … Pamela’s Twin Sister. Intriguing because we were not aware that Pamela Anderson had a twin sister. Well our “double the Pamela pleasure” was quickly shot down in flames. Reading the app’s description, turns out this is app is of some Pamela Anderson body double chick … whatever, freaking tease!

Although we were crushed by the reality of no “Ta-Ta Twins” … we did discover some very interesting facts about the real Pamela Anderson. Go ahead, read it for yourself …

“Your photos will leave you hot breath”
Hmmm, a stunning effect … Hot Breath. We once suffered from hot breath, but that was due to complications of attempting to eat a friend’s lighted fart. Trust us … not good!

“Has a body of scandal that can go with the fantastic photos that you have prepared”
So we’re preparing the photos? And they need to include a scandalous body? Uh, no thanks … we’re not paparazzi sluts.

“You can see up their sins with the latest high-capacity increase of iPhone”
Oh, we get it … this is like Pocket God. We punish Pamela for her sins … naughty, naughty girl! <grin> Or is it like that Shoe Spy Camera featured on Gizmodo … a pervert camera for shooting upskirts. Up their Sins – Up their Skirts … same thing, no? Huh?

“Now has a relationship with Tommy Lee, rocker boyfriend who was the protagonist of The Baywatch”
Tommy Lee was on Baywatch? Get the f#&k out! Didn’t know that.

“Thanks to his impressive body has been home from magazines and major websites”
“His impressive body” … wait! what? Pamela Anderson had a sex change? How the hell did we miss that one?!?

So there you have it … Pamela’s Twin Sister … the only app which gives you hot breath, the ability to see up their sins, stars Tommy Lee in a red one-piece bathing suit and features Pamela Anderson as a man. Damn this is sick!

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