New iPhone App Talks Dirty, Turns You On With Fruit

Sexy-Strawberry Please listen carefully to the following (yeah, we know you’re reading this – just go with it):  “Plum” … “Strawberry” … “Lime”.

So, how do you feel? You’re turned on, aren’t you? Come on … admit it! Hearing those fruit names ignites your flames of passion and desire from deep within. “STRAWBERRY” … damn that’s sexy fine (we all better take a cold shower)!

LMAO. Similar to our Sexy Alphabet iPhone app article, in which the 26 letters of the alphabet are spoken by a professional voice model in a sexual and sophisticated way, now appearing in the App Store … Sexy Fruit.

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Sexy Fruit boasts the services of “the devilishly sexy professional voice talent of Debrah Massi!!” Who we bet is really a guy … just like those dudes on 1-900-SEXY-PHONE-CHAT … no offense David Debrah, but mix-in a little Jenna Jameson and we might bite (see what we did there?). Users can choose from 20 different fruit names and hear David Debrah speak in “the sexiest voice you’ve ever heard” … turning their iPhones into a healthy, low calorie aphrodisiac.

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Folks, keep an eye on Sexy Fruit developer Lowell Duke. We really feel he’s an up and coming talent and has stumbled upon a goldmine. With the assistance of David Debrah, just think about the endless sexy possibilities … Sexy Countries app – “Mexico”, “Croatia”, “Japan” (oh that’s sooo good) … Sexy Colors app – “Violet”, “Green”, “Blue” (mmm, yeah baby) …. Sexy Days Of The Week app – “Tuesday”, “Saturday” (yes, yes, yes) … and of course, stirring up visions of the carrot scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High (didn’t see it? – go rent the movie now!) … Sexy Vegetables.

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November 20, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Big Nat Attack

    Too funny. what about sexy Ikea names?
    check out libertymobile.ca for the sexy stage name app.

  • Ruprecht

    Big Nat Attack… libertymobile.ca huh, i got the stage and gangsta name games, very funny!

  • Ruprecht

    Big Nat Attack… libertymobile.ca huh, i got the stage and gangsta name games, very funny!