iLust App Trains You To Be A Discreet Pervert

Back in July we ran an article called “For The Ladies – The ‘Stop Talking To My Breasts’ App” which featured the Man Trainer. The concept is simple … strap the iPhone to your guy’s head and every time he looks at your boobs, using accelerometer technology, Man Trainer emits a piercing warning scream.

[Editor’s note – yes, we are serious … sounds stupid, but the iLust app really does exist]

Unfortunately, the Man Trainer article was not well received by our male viewers. Many accused us of tipping off their female counterparts and are now forced to wear the iPhone strap to their heads. Hmmm … we can see your point … guess that would suck. But relax perverts fellas, we have good news … some revenge … it’s called the iLust app.

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So basically iLust trains the user to get away with checking out a girl’s rack – without looking like a pervert. It’s kind of like a flight simulator, but instead of controlling an airplane and landing it on a runway, you guide a virtual character’s eyes and land it on a hot chick’s breasts.

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iLust is a low-brow game … naaaah! It’s a perfect way to build your mad pervert skills … because iLust doesn’t just simulate any old amateur scene where a 7-year-old can get away with scoping breasticles (like at a Hooters). Nope … in iLust, you’re at a party, seated between a smokin’ babe and her steroid-taking boyfriend. Talk about a pressure situation for poor ol’ perv!

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This is you interest – how big is your lust for the bust? … yeah, how big is it? But being as her boyfriend has some large guns and a tattoo, you’ve got to ask yourself one question … do I feel lucky? … well, do you, punk?

[Editor’s note – yes, we being serious … sounds stupid, but the iLust app really does exist]

December 17, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment, Games 

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