Anti-Aging iPhone App – Don’t Laugh, Demi Moore Uses It

Cat-Hat-Aging Face it … getting old sucks! Theodor Seuss Geisel summed it up quite nicely:

I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
Oh my God, what can do?
My memory shrinks. My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell. I look like hell.
My mood is bad – can you tell?
My body’s drooping. I have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

LOL … yeah, it does seem kinda gloomy. You get winded playing chess … your back goes out more than you do … you sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going. OUCH!

But never fear Dr. Seuss! Not only is the iPhone revolutionary, but it now has Fountain of Youth goodness thanks to the new Anti-Aging app by United Holdings Group.

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WOW! Healing based on sacred geometry … how can you argue with sacred geometry! And count ‘em … ten therapy different color, light and sound therapy treatments: Wrinkle Eraser, Acne Clear, Cellulite Buster, Skin Cleanser, Dark Circles and Puffy Eyes, Stretch Marks and Scars, Oxygen and Circulation, Joint Discomfort and Arthritis, Sleep Disorder and Muscle Tension and Hair Growth Simulator. All this in one app! All this for under $3! Think of the money you’ll save on zit cream, Rogaine, cosmetic surgery, etc … freaking bargain compared to the one-dimensional hair growth and weight loss apps we’ve featured.

And it’s so easy to use – follow these simple in-app instructions …

Just hold your iPhone or iPod Touch about 1"- 3" away from the targeted area of treatment and begin your Anti-Aging therapy session. These relaxing therapies offer a heal from within approach and noticeable results can sometimes be seen in the very first treatment but generally become more noticeable between the third and fourth treatment and continues to improve for up to six months following a treatment schedule.

Absolutely amazing! Best app ever! What … not convinced? Come on non-believer <shun> … it’s been seen on AOL and used by Demi Moore (she rocks, ya know?) … all the proof you need that this KRAPPS app works.

Damn … Demi Moore uses the Anti-Aging app? The same chick who helped prevent a suicide on Twitter. Damn … Demi Moore is smokin! Ok, we’re in … off to download Anti-Aging and be like Demi.

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January 12, 2010 | Filed Under Health 

Comments

  • timgiron

    Dang, I need to offer some sacred geometry in my apps, too!

  • yeah, they say farts and boobs are the key ingredients for App Store success
    … as you indicate, BS, it's SACRED GEOMETRY!

  • No wonder i look handsome, my iphone makes me get laid too. LMAO

  • what doesn't it do

    Check out Riff Raters in the iphone app store

  • now go figure this … the iPhone doesn't do FLASH … wtf is that about 😉

  • We met up with the Danny Salomon, the dveloper of the Anti-Aging iPhone App at the Web Expo 2.0 in NYC. He demonstrated the technology on random people chosen from the crowd and everyone has positive comments to say about this app. One comment from a women in her mid 30's “I instantly felt my skin tighten from some sort of microcurrent the iPhone was emitting! It's fabulous”

  • bruce

    Hey, I bought it and it works!!!!!

  • Danny Salomon

    Hi Bruce!!! I am so glad you are experiencing the results we expected from the Anti-Aging iPhone App. Thank you so much for the great review on the iTunes App Store!! We are working hard to bring you the next suite of therapy treatments. Keep getting the word out!!! Have the HAPPIEST & HEALTHIEST new year EVER!!

  • isaac

    it works great

  • I love Demi!

  • artndesigns

    I am agreeing with you, I would like to add one point that every person should live life king size and for the sake of living like at king size anti aging is required. Thank you

  • Joy

    True… and it can't do a mirror… still trying to figure that one out!

  • Yeah … did you see the #1 Free App a few months ago … a “mirror” app
    which used the screens reflection … LOL

  • Joy

    True… and it can't do a mirror… still trying to figure that one out!

  • Yeah … did you see the #1 Free App a few months ago … a “mirror” app
    which used the screens reflection … LOL

  • TerryNorris

    Considering Apple's strong stance against bogus iphone apps, I am surprised this is even available for purchase. It seems like an absolute recipe for disaster, as the savvy users who buy iPhone Apps will have little patience for an app that is completely without purpose, and is pretty much a complete and total fraud job.

  • TerryNorris

    Considering Apple's strong stance against bogus iphone apps, I am surprised this is even available for purchase. It seems like an absolute recipe for disaster, as the savvy users who buy iPhone Apps will have little patience for an app that is completely without purpose, and is pretty much a complete and total fraud job.

  • Sasha

    Although I'm an avid iPhone user, I don't waste time on crappy applications like this one. I'd rather stick to my anti wrinkle cream to battle the dreaded signs of aging, and use my iPhone for the foremost reason that it was invented – communication.

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