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iChug Times How Fast You Chug A Beer – Frat Boys Rejoice
Did you know KRAPPS is in a fraternity? An iPhone frat. And just like your typical frat, it’s filled with the grossest apps available … puking, farting, pissing, belching, zit picking, loogy hawking, etc. Yeah baby … Appa iFonna Chi … that’s how we roll!
So it’s all good at Appa iFonna Chi, except for this one reoccurring problem … our daily beer chugging contests. Seems the brothers take their brew pounding way too seriously and no matter how hard we try, we can never accurately determine proper chug time. It’s an honor to be recognized as the fastest beer drinker at Appa iFonna Chi (or any frat for that matter), so measuring precise chug time is critical to the long- term success of our organization. Plus it minimizes the drunken fisticuffs – little bitches whining about who had the fastest result.
Well thanks to the brilliant minds at Icon Entertainment and their revolutionary new app … iChug … frat boy bitch fights are a thing of the past.
All the brothers at Appa iFonna Chi agree, we love iChug! Icon Entertainment really nailed it, leveraging the iPhone’s accelerometer, coupled with complex mathematical formulas to accurately determine chug times. And iChug is so simple to use, even us frat boys can do it. Hold iChug against your beer … press “Play” … start chugging … upon finishing your beer and returning the drink/iPhone back to its starting position, iChug measures and displays your chug time to the one hundredth of a second (it’s like freaking Olympic timing good).
One thing we’d love to see Icon Entertainment include in a future update is a worldwide leaderboard. This global ranking would prove once and for all that Appa iFonna Chi is superior to that other pathetic excuse for a frat … Googela Androida Omega.
Oh and be sure to check out the steamy iChug promo video below. Never mind the dueling douchebags, the real talent in this clip are the hot chicks pouring beer over each other (relevant? probably not … but who cares … these are hot chicks with beer). Ahhh, now there’s an idea for our next app and Appa iFonna Chi’s little sisters.
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