Lusting After Armpits? Satisfy Your Needs With The Pits App!

Since it’s our job to report on the outer edges of the App Store, we come across a lot of really weird shit. And we’re not just talking farts, zits, vomit or boobs … those apps are totally tame compared to some of the subject matters we’ve seen. Got a fetish for old folks … check out the Sexy GrandMa app. Enjoy lusting after hammered chicks who are about to blow chow … iDrunken Girls is the app for you. Does hearing the 26 letters of the alphabet spoken in a sexual manner turn you on … then listen to the Sexy Alphabet app.

And the news keeps getting better for all you creeps … the fine folks at Keyvisuals have released something right in your wheelhouse. Raise your arms – it’s time to celebrate your  new freak app … The Pits.

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OMG … how did you know! Armpits … we love ‘em! It’s like we’ve died and gone to Heaven. Hundreds of armpits … all shapes, colors and sizes. Right there, conveniently on the iPhone for our viewing pleasure. Can you say … SEXY?!? 

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Love it? Honestly … we’ve never met an armpit we didn’t like … so naturally we just adore The Pits. Hopefully Keyvisuals will provide scratch and sniff functionality in a future update.

Oh … and pay no attention to the iTunes review below from Merk24 … dude just doesn’t know SEXY, but he does know LAME.

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February 5, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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