Sports Smut – The Latest App Store Sexploitation

When it comes to smut, it seems no stone has been left unturned in the App Store. Name your sleaze and chances are there’s an app for that. College Babes … Asian Boobs … MILFs … Porn Stars … Panties, Stockings, Thongs and Lingerie … Emo Chicks … Sexy Amateurs … just a few examples of the thousands of smut apps available for download.

While we try not to judge what floats your boat, these next three apps made us laugh out loud – too freaking tacky. Obviously not much is off-limits when it comes to Apple making a buck … including the sexploitation of Olympic, professional and college female athletes for your perverted pleasure. Bravo … the App Store now contains Sports Smut.

Adult Sexy Gymnast
Nice attempted save with the “Adult” descriptor. With a large percentage of girls under the age of 18 who compete in gymnastics, this app is perfect for those sick morons who give candy to little girls and watch the Summer Olympics for one reason … tight uniforms.

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iSpiedOnVolleyballGirls
Not only does the title alone make us feel dirty and cheap … but the tunnel vision butt shots furthers the creepiness. And you gotta love the app’s description … “17+ ONLY CONTENT” … “EXTREME CANDID SHOTS” … “FANTASTIC BOTTOMS” … “FACINATING POSES” … “NASTIEST user submitted pics” … “GET EXCITED by hot images taken on INDOOR playground”. We’re still talking about volleyball, right? Could’ve sworn we were  downloading the Girls Of Glitter Gulch application.

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Adult Tennis Boobs
Now we’ll be the first to admit that there are some smokin’ hot women tennis players … but dammit son, CONTROL YOURSELF! Seriously, can’t a girl just play tennis without ending up in a smut app? Hmmm … Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, Maria Kirilenko, Ana Ivanovic, Victoria Azarenka and many more … ok, well maybe we’re being too harsh on Adult Tennis Boobs – we’ll let it slide <hee, hee>.

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February 10, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Lifestyle 

Comments

  • SplinteredMind

    I don’t get it. Why are all these smut photo album apps so popular? It’s not like the iPhone can’t get nastier imagery. Tennis boobs? I mean, seriously? Maybe the iPhone’s unlimited data plan is too limiting⸮

  • Dude that first girl has a really firm ass and the second one i wish she was my girlfriends cos i will really love her if she did that trick in bed. the volleyball girl really knows what doggy style is….LMAO

  • yeah, we were pretty amazed seeing these 3 apps … just seems so “cheap”
    and again, would question why Apple feels the need to associate their
    powerful and professional brand image with such tacky krapps.

  • guess we'll never be able to check out a women's volleyball game again …
    this app has totally tainted us 😉

  • Dude that first girl has a really firm ass and the second one i wish she was my girlfriends cos i will really love her if she did that trick in bed. the volleyball girl really knows what doggy style is….LMAO

  • yeah, we were pretty amazed seeing these 3 apps … just seems so “cheap”
    and again, would question why Apple feels the need to associate their
    powerful and professional brand image with such tacky krapps.

  • guess we'll never be able to check out a women's volleyball game again …
    this app has totally tainted us 😉