Whiten Yellow Teeth (waste your money) With This New iPhone App

We have a confession to make. We’re telling you this in confidence … so please don’t go blabbing it on Twitter or something. Pinky swear?

Ok then … on Valentine’s Day, we flat out lied to our significant other. We’re not proud of it, we had too … for the sake of the relationship. The significant other knows about our obsessive affection towards the iPhone and all things Apple. So what better way to say I Love You on Valentine’s Day than giving her the “Nothing Steve Jobs Ever Creates Could Fully Replace You In My Life” eCard from Someecards.

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But really, can you blame us for having this affair with our iPhone? It totally rocks and completes us. We did a study of our life pre and post iPhone … the results were amazing. The quality of our life measured 322% better post iPhone. Check these proof points:

Ha! See that … quality of life, completes us, 322% better … that’s what we’re talking about!

And we’re happy to report yet another quality of iPhone life proof point. We can now have whiter teeth with the new Teeth Whitening Light app.

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How cool is that? No more visits to an expensive cosmetic dentist. No more Crest Whitestrips. No more lasers, bleach or hydrogen peroxide. All you need is your iPhone to turn yellow teeth white. Just launch the Teeth Whitening Light app and shine it on your grill (although we suggest avoiding this practice in public … most folks just don’t get how revolutionary the iPhone is … including our significant other).

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And let’s not forget the app’s amazing technology … it uses “micro pixelated image technology of actual Teeth Whitening Lights used on the market today” … wow, we’re sold! Sorry significant other – just keeping it real. Pretty much EVERYTHING Steve Jobs creates, including the 150,000+ apps Apple approves, replaces you in our life. Just look at our pearly whites!   

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February 18, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Health 

Comments

  • Isn't this about as close to a scam application as one can get? I mean talk about an app that doesn't benefit anything at all other that the developers wallet.

    Ya gotta wonder what Apple's reviewers are thinking when they approve such apps.

  • Agreed! And this isn't the first “snake oil” Apple has approved. If
    you check the Hair Care and Weight Loss links in the above article,
    very similar positioning and not even a disclaimer in those.

  • this app it's garbage but i'm going to have nightmares about that kids teeth…..i know they fake but they look gross.

  • our apologies on the redneck toothed baby … we couldn't resist 😉

  • i was reading about the app, scroll down and saw a big teeth baby, i was like WTF?

  • Yeah – we meant to do that … we like keeping our readers on their toes 🙂

  • iPhones seem really amazing. I mean, it’s like they can do anything. Or, at least attempt to haha. I’m not sure that I’ll ever get one but I know a lot of people who are completely addicted to apps. I’m sure I would be too lol.

  • iPhones seem really amazing. I mean, it’s like they can do anything. Or, at least attempt to haha. I’m not sure that I’ll ever get one but I know a lot of people who are completely addicted to apps. I’m sure I would be too lol.

  • InceptingReality

    that's so funny

  • Ha …ha ..ha …. a baby have a big teeth….. it's funny. Thanks for sharing this humor for us …

  • And lastly, you have whitening strips. There easy to put on and take off, discreet, and treatment is generally quick around 1 – 2 weeks – but these can get expensive.