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Butt Muffler – Yes, It’s A Real Live iPhone App

As you probably figured out by now, we feature iPhone applications from the outer fringes of the App Store. Whacky, weird, stupid and strange … the shit that other iPhone websites won’t touch (and hey, we don’t blame them … the stuff on KRAPPS can really suck).

This next app is exactly what we’re all about here at KRAPPS. As a matter a fact, it’s so KRAPPtastic that we present it with limited commercial interruption … just the name and its description … because really, there’s nothing left to be said.

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[cue clever introduction]

Seeing someone new?
Need a number two?
Don’t let them hear you poo!

Butt Muffler iPhone app … camouflaging the sound of your business.

Ever find yourself waiting for someone to use the dryer before you can do your poo? Well this app is for you…

The Butt Muffler emits masking or warning sounds from the comfort of your toilet seat!

Many traditional Butt Muffling techniques (such as flushing the toilet repeatedly) waste unnecessary water or electricity.The Butt Muffler is the environmentally friendly solution you have been waiting for!

New couples, work colleagues, and school mates can all benefit from the Butt Muffler! No more walk of shame!

Features…
* Mimics bathroom appliances.
* Pink noise generator (used in professional sound masking devices).
* Crowds for the proud (moral support for stubborn poos).
* Warning sounds (perfect for lockless bathroom doors).
* Plus other toilet entertainments.

Now you can drop anchor at poo bay, the modern way. Breezing confidently out of the bathroom without damaging the environment!

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Cheers to the folks at BrainFuel for providing this perfect iPhone nonsense called Butt Muffler. Little did they know that when writing Butt Muffler’s description, they were actually guest authoring a KRAPPS article … bravo, you’re hired!