App Store First – Videos Of Hot Chicks Farting

Like it or not, fart apps are here to stay … and for better or for worse, they continue to evolve. Debuting in December 2008, fart apps were simply one-dimensional soundboards … touch your iPhone’s screen – hear a fart … whoop-dee-doo. Over time, fart soundboards became archaic. These days there are Fart Dialers (dial a phone number and each digit is a different fart) … Farts With Push Notifications (alert friends and family that you just farted) … Farting Boobs (don’t ask) … and many more creative uses of anal acoustics on the iPhone.    

With hundreds and hundreds of fart apps available for download, you would think no fart stone has been left unturned … not true! When it comes to toilet humor, the human mind is a powerful thing! As such, we present another crowning achievement (pun?) for insane iPhone methane … iFart Video … proudly developed by SellYourMac.com.

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iFart Video is the first fart application that offers video … capturing people’s gassy moments on film … which can then be shared with other users worldwide via Facebook, Twitter or email from within the app. Yeah, there’s nothing more idiotic satisfying than watching someone fart … yeah.

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Although iFart Video comes loaded with existing videos of hot women making rude noises (there words, not ours … we actually prefer our hot women to have their heads attached … then again, some may prefer a hot quiet woman … whatever), SellYourMac.com developers are asking users to submit their best fart flicks to be considered for inclusion in future app updates. That would be quite an honor … video of your ass passing gas in iFart Video!

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iFart Video contains a total 15 videos of the aforementioned hot chicks farting … at 99 cents for the app, that’s less that 7 cents per fart video … which is either a great or crappy deal, depending on your point of view. Choose from such classic videos like “Assplosion”, “Redneck” or “Monkey Business”. And SellYouMac.com assures us that all farts featured in iFart Video are authentic and real. 

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Like we said … for better or for worse, fart apps continue to “evolve” … and now we have videos. Even if you don’t plan to partake in iFart Video, you at least owe it to yourself to watch SellYourMac.com’s promo video below. Witnessing firsthand this guy’s passion and commitment to farts is priceless … not to mention you’ll learn a valuable lesson about the adverse effects of consuming too much Red Bull and Cotton Candy in one sitting … YOWZA this guy is F’ING CRAZY! 

 

Comments

  • No_Tie

    Looks like the Shamwow guy and Jim Carrey had a lovechild!

    Nothin classier than a babe farting by a Ferrari. Stay classy, SellYourMac 😉

  • LMAO … dude does look like Shamwow / Jim Carey … hope he produces
    more videos – LOVE IT!

  • Wow! now we have the complete set, by them all.
    iFart
    iFart Dialer
    iFart Video etc etc.

  • SplinteredMind

    Those poor women! They must be under incredible pressure to perform for the camera. What a relief it must be for them to be free of all that pent up energy. Their clothes flutter in joy. It's so totally not a case of this dev dressed up in drag with an air canister between his legs…

  • No stop! Those are real hot chicks (sans head) passing real gas …
    yes! 😉

  • SplinteredMind

    Those poor women! They must be under incredible pressure to perform for the camera. What a relief it must be for them to be free of all that pent up energy. Their clothes flutter in joy. It's so totally not a case of this dev dressed up in drag with an air canister between his legs…

  • No stop! Those are real hot chicks (sans head) passing real gas …
    yes! 😉