I Love Hot Dogs – A Tribute To App Store Stupidity

Oh geez, here we go … from the same brilliant minds that brought you the mindless I Love Burgers app, we present yet another App Store all-star … I Love Hotdogs … the tribute app to hotdog lovers worldwide.

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Well, the one redeeming quality of I Love Hotdogs is the fact that it rates higher on the Dipshit Scale than its predecessor I Love Burgers. For whatever reason, folks look like bigger asshats when posing for pictures with hotdogs rather than hamburgers.

Of course you’ll always get the moron stuffing 127 hotdogs into their mouth …

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Or the wanker who decides a hotdog is the best Halloween costume ever …

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Long Duk Dong hotdog cooker? Yes please …

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And finally, no hotdog tribute app should be taken seriously without hundreds of sexual innuendos. We are happy to report I Love Hotdogs does not disappoint …

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Comments

  • No_Tie

    Adobe should be sponsoring this site.

    “Right, Apple… Don't let your developers use Flash because you're worried about app quality.”

  • rofl this app is beyond retarted i love it

  • LOL … those dev's get crazy like that sometimes 😉

  • BRILLIANT! we'll work on a pitch & forward to Adobe … indeed it
    would behoove them to support KRAPPS 🙂

  • No to Flash, Yes to KRAPPS?

  • the campaign possibilities are endless … Adobe needs to wise up!

  • No_Tie

    Adobe should be sponsoring this site.

    “Right, Apple… Don't let your developers use Flash because you're worried about app quality.”

  • rofl this app is beyond retarted i love it

  • LOL … those dev's get crazy like that sometimes 😉

  • BRILLIANT! we'll work on a pitch & forward to Adobe … indeed it
    would behoove them to support KRAPPS 🙂

  • No to Flash, Yes to KRAPPS?

  • the campaign possibilities are endless … Adobe needs to wise up!

  • Freakyeaters

    I'm a casting producer for SHED MEDIA US and we're currently casting a show that chronicles adults with unusual eating habits and/or food addiction. If you or someone you know suffers from a food addiction (to hot dogs perhaps), please call me at 323.904.4680 x1147 or send an email to freakyeaters@shedmediaus.com with your name and contact info.

    Best,
    REBECCA