Farting Grandmas Prove Apple’s Commitment To Quality Apps

“Intermediate layers between the platform and the developer ultimately produces sub-standard apps and hinders the progress of the platform.”

The above quote is from Steve Jobs in response to TaoEffect CEO Greg Slepak. In layman’s terms … developers can only write iPhone apps using Apple approved languages (Objective-C). Now if you read between the lines … Apple is basically saying Adobe Flash sucks. By banning Flash from the iPhone, Apple is ensuring quality applications.

LMAO … avoiding sub-standard apps? … ensuring quality? WTF Apple … pay attention to KRAPPS, where we avoid the sub-standard and only review the highest quality the App Store has to offer … like Farting Grandmas.

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Sure you can’t have Flash on your iPhone … but you can take comfort in watching grandmas fart. Sub-standard app? Nah … not on the revolutionary iPhone!

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Comments

  • Singh

    Hey! How about some Android “krapps”?

  • agreed! we need to cover Android … definitely in our future road map.

  • Singh

    Hey! How about some Android “krapps”?

  • agreed! we need to cover Android … definitely in our future road map.