Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

B.M. Worldwide (aka Brand Ambassador Group) is an iPhone application publishing company … and a stellar one at that! Their list of App Store contributions are quite impressive:

– Plants vs. Zombies knock-off … “Zombies vs. Bushes”
– Angry Birds knock-off … “The Angry Bird”
– Super hero sex app … “Super Hero Sex
– A non-functioning “Coffee Warmer” app
– A penis enlargement app … “iGrow Male Enhancement
– Tons of 5th grade programming level soundboards

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B.M. Worldwide has about 50 applications for sale … with an average rating of 1.5 stars and typical user comments as seen below …

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Basically every app from B.M. Worldwide should be featured here on KRAPPS … enough material to cover the next 3 months. But rather than play favorites … we’ll just leave you with some eye candy, courtesy of B.M. Worldwide’s … Pocket Boyfriend – Stan The Man.

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