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New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?
Crappy knock-offs can be quite comical. A simple letter change produces hysterical as … “Dolce & Banana” – “Adidaz” – “Cerona” – “Numa”.
Now you would expect to see these counterfeit brands traveling through Southeast Asia … but certainly not in the Apple controlled App Store, right? Haha … guess again! “Doodle Jumper” – “Doodle Drop” – “Pocket Devil” … and more, all approved by the keen folks at Apple (who apparently are not concerned with copyright infringements in their Thailand-like App Store).
But why stop at Doodle Jump and Pocket God? If you’re trying to profit from someone’s App Store fame, choose the best-selling mobile game ever – Angry Birds. Totally makes $en$e … just change one letter and Apple approves … Angry Birdz. [Calling dibs now -> Fruit Ninjaz, Kut The Rope and Tetriz]
“The all new Angry Birdz app is here!” … like it’s a bitching upgraded version of the real Angry Birds or something … LOL.
Or better yet … how about this gem from the app’s description …
LMAO – nah, no coincidence at all … naming your game almost exactly after the most popular App Store game ever. Yeah, thanks for the reassurance Dolce & Banana!
UPDATE –
It looks like Apple has pulled Angry Birdz for the second time already. We’re not exactly sure about the logic of allowing Angry Birdz back into the App Store, but that’s exactly what happened. The app was launched on Nov. 12 for the bargain price of $9.99. Pulled a few hours later … but reappeared on Nov. 14 at $0.99. Now Angry Birdz is gone … and following Apple’s brilliance, will probably be back shortly as a free app.
And in case you missed this wonderful scam and chance to throw away your money … below are a couple more blatant Angry Birds rip-offs … “Angry Solider” and “The Angry Bird”.
LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons
If you have any bit of geek in you … then you must check out the very cool design and web-development website Smashing Magazine. More specifically and for some geek humor, check out the Smashing Cartoons section filled with clever and hysterical commentary about the current geek world.
Below are a few of our favorite cartoons … iPhone-related, of course.
This one seems a little harsh. Sure chicks dig us because we use the iPhone … but the real reason for ownership is the bajillion fart apps (and the Butt Scan app, of course!).
Since you’re already here, you should be well aware that the App Store has its fair share of problems with stupid, strange and overtly sexual applications. But rest assured, this is nothing compared to what goes on in the Android Market. Here’s one of the tamer examples … Masturbator Pro – the description reads: “With Masturbator Pro your cellphone becomes an excellent self-pleasure tool. You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!”
Apple’s stock is at an all-time high … the iPad is a huge financial success and causing PC market pain … zombie loyal fanboys keep camping in overnight lines to secure the latest iPhone edition. Yeah, pretty much anything Apple touches turns to gold … so this scenario would certainly not be surprising.
Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App
November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)
November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points
November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course
November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]
November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]
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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In
[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!
We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!
Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.
Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.
#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.
#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill.
#3 – Jeep Wrangler: Any Year … just like making love outdoors.
#4 – GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban … why limit this vehicle to sex? hell, a family of four could live comfortably in it.
#5 – Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation … mini-vans = little kids – ewww, no thanks!
This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]
(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)
If you are a fan of the time management games, then you simply must manage to make some time for Sally’s Salon Luxury Edition [iTunes $0.99] and/or Sally’s Salon Luxury Edition for iPad [iTunes $2.99]. I started with the iPhone version earlier in the week and jumped right into the game’s Survival Mode where you keep on going until you lose a disgruntled customer. Mind you this is a full service salon and you’ll need to be quite nimble of finger to keep things running smoothly. I banked a little over 1600 bucks before I accidentally gave somebody a green fauxhawk when they really wanted a purple pixie bob. Harsh words were spoken.
Moving on to the campaign, or career, mode you start out with a little shop at the mall and only a few tasks to manage – shampoo station, style/cut stations, blow dry station. For Day 1, you get a brief tutorial of the gameplay and some tips for keeping your customers happy. After each set of 10 days at a location, you’ll be movin’ on up to the next stop (perhaps even to the east side): a ski resort, the swanky hotel, etc. And, along the way, you’ll get to spend some cash on improvements like turbo washers, a coffee machine and plush chairs to keep your customers both happy and, more importantly, patient.
I also loaded up the iPad version and invited my wife, the "dash" game ninja, to give the two player variant a go with me. This proved to be great fun, since even though it is a co-operative style, you also get separate stats at the end of each round. We quickly realized that I was spending most of my time handing out coffee and magazines while she was a whirling dervish of service with a smile. Along the way we added several more employees: a barista, a shampooing specialist and a truly gifted blow-drying expert. With the endless stream of customers, at one point the shop was so full that I lost myself in the fray (which our daughters, who were looking on found highly amusing as I yelled out "I can’t find me").
One feature of the game that I found interesting was the ability to build a playlist of songs from the iPod while remaining in the game. The games are currently 99 cents for the iPhone and $2.99 for the iPad. Both are very polished and the gameplay is ultra-smooth which is very important for this type of game.
Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]
Ok, show of hands … how many of you have dropped your pants (or lifted your skirt) at work, planted your bare ass on the glass of the photocopier and pushed the start button? Oh yeah … look at all of you butt ninjas! Nothing like feeling the warm glow of the copier’s scanner light against your naked bottom … Xerox nirvana. Uh, that is … until you get busted.
The fine folks at Zattikka literally want to save your ass from getting fired and have launched the Butt Scan iPhone game … so all us butt ninjas can practice in peace.
The beauty of Butt Scan is its simplicity. The game is all about photocopying your crack at a company party. Just place your naked cheeks on the glass and fire away. Butt be sure to hop off when you see someone sober approaching … clinical studies have proven that sober co-workers don’t take kindly to ass on glass.
So next time you feel the urge to smear your cheeks all over that ultra-tempting copy machine … play it safe with Butt Scanner and collect your next paycheck.
#1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course
For whatever reason, Nose Scanner XXL is the #1 downloaded application in Germany. Perhaps this ranking is a result of the 2-week binge drinking tradition called Octoberfest … but for whatever reason, Deutschland is obsessed with penis size.
Nose Scanner XXL is one of those gag apps like Ugly Meter, Douche Meter or Pantie Scanner. But instead of dealing with your looks, personality or underwear … Nose Scanner XXL determines what condom size will fit your penis. Simply place your nose on the iPhone and you’ll receive readouts ranging from … “My 8-Year-Old Brother Has One Like That” … to “Ohhh God, Are You An Elephant?”
So next time you’re in Germany, whip out the #1 app … and remember, funny things doesn’t need to make sense sence.
Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points
With an iPhone game like Boob Ninja … we could have just ended this article with the title alone … but how much fun would that be?
Quite possibly the breast game in the App Store, Boob Ninja is all about grabbing boobs. Players rack up points by grabbing as many boobs as possible … all while dodging kitchen utensils like rolling pins, spatulas and wooden spoons. There’s absolutely no correlation between the utensils and boobs … but with a titillating game called Boob Ninja, does it really matter?
Listen bra, although this app might be a bust … you really shouldn’t knock it till you try it. Who knows, looking back on Breast Ninja … you’ll probably have fond mammaries … chest sayin’ (.)(.)
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