Amazing – Mishka The Talking Husky Dog Sings Using iPad [Video]

Meet Mishka … a handsome 8-year-old Siberian Husky from the United States. But Mishka is no ordinary dog. Far from it – this is a talking dog! Heck, even better … Mishka is a talented singing Husky who puts most of today’s pop artists to shame <Bieber>.

With help from the magical iPad and the La Di Da application, Mishka the Talking Husky performs an auto-tuned canine classic that’s sure to make more than a few bubble gum artists <Bieber> a run for their money. Check out Master Mishka at work …

 

And speaking of a run for their money … Mishka’s pop single Mishka’s Song, just dropped on iTunes this week. At 99 cents, we hope Mishka’s Song will gross more than that annoying teenage freak’s <Bieber> sorry excuse for music.

ROCK ON MISHKA … next stop = Glee!

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Orgasm Videos – The Ultimate In App Store Deception

Now granted, in most cases you should probably know better … but we just have to scratch our heads at the misleading shit Apple is allowing into the App Store. Steve Jobs keeps proclaiming … “We Love Our Users”. Yeah … sure thing Steve, we love you too … thanks for having our back!

For $1.99, the Orgasm Videos application (yes, this is a real app) promises just that … orgasm videos. It comes heavily branded with “WARNING – FOR ADULTS ONLY – 17+” disclaimers and descriptive text that reads like the cover of a Kim Kardashian sex tape …

Includes Actual Videos!!!

Orgasm Videos includes quality videos with quality audio.

Watch these videos for your own pleasure!

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Holy Big O, Batman! How can any red-blooded manly man resist such temptations as … Clitoral Orgasm videos – Female Ejaculation videos – or Multiple Orgasm videos? And there’s so much more the developers CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE!!!

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Now you know that expression … if something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. Well it applies perfectly to the Orgasm Videos application nonsense. So before curiosity kills the kinky cat and wastes its two dollars … Orgasm Videos is simply a collection of publically available YouTube videos in which middle age women sit around and talk about sex.

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Haha – as misleading as this may sound, Apple indeed loves you … sucka!

Promiscuous Sex Now Convenient As Apple Approves Swingers Club Locator

Back in July 2009, Apple approved the first strip club locator application, Gentleman’s Club Finder. These days, using your iPhone to find adult entertainment is easier than Craigslist … as there are plenty of apps which help you discover the nearest nudie bar.

But gosh darn, strip clubs can get so boring and soon enough, you’ll be longing for something more kinky. Good news … Apple hears you … and over the weekend, they decided to kink it up a notch by approving the Swingers Club app.

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Catering to couples and singles, Swingers Club is the first and only swingers club finder in the App Store. For a mere $3.99, you’ll receive access to hundreds of clubs in all 50 States. Addresses, phone numbers, websites and more … all critical information is listed in Swingers Club, including rules and descriptions of each “lifestyle establishment” so you know exactly what to expect when arriving at the “social gathering”.

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Looking to hook up and engage in sexual activities like wife swapping, group sex or promiscuous activities? Oh you filthy feline … now there’s an app for that!

Woman Uses iPhone To Determine “Quality” Of Her Boobs [Video]

Back in May, we featured an iPhone app which analyzes sound to determine the ripeness of watermelons. Using the iWatermelon Deluxe application, simply place the iPhone onto the melon … and tap its rind three times. iWatermelon Deluxe will then analyze the resulting sound using a unique custom made formula for determining watermelon quality.

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Four months later, new evidence has been discovered … apparently iWatermelon Deluxe works on boobs as well.

 

From The Projects To Your iPhone – Four FREE ‘Bed Intruder Song’ Apps [Downloads]

antoine-dodson Last July … in Huntsville, Alabama, there was an attempted rape. Kelly Dodson was sleeping in her bed and when she woke up, there was an intruder laying next to her. Kelly screamed … her brother, Antoine Dodson, rushed to her aid and scuffled with the intruder before the pig escaped through the window. Antoine was rightfully pissed as hell and in a television interview with the local news, he totally went off … sending an important message to his community and the attacker.

From Antoine’s interview, The Gregory Brothers created the “Bed Intruder Song” in their famous Auto-Tune The News style. The music video became an overnight Internet sensation. “Bed Intruder Song” has been viewed nearly 24 million times on YouTube … peaked at #89 in the Billboard Hot 100 … and with part of the proceeds going to Antoine, he now has enough money to move his family to a new house in a safer neighborhood – AWESOME! 

 

And now Antoine is appearing on the iPhone with four new FREE soundboard apps … commemorating his classic lines from the interview: “He’s climbin in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up” – “Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife” – “You are so dumb,
You are really dumb.”

None of the Bed Intruder apps are earth-shattering … however they do provide solid comedic value at a price that can’t be beat. So don’t be dumb – so dumb, so dumb. Put some Antoine in your pocket and download all 4 apps for FREE … run and tell dat, homeboy! 

Bed Intruder [iTunes FREE]

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Bed Intruder Soundboard – The Best Of [iTunes FREE]

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Talking Antoine [iTunes FREE]

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Bed Intruder Soundboard [iTunes FREE]

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Rack Stare App Helps You Stare At Boobs Without Getting Caught

Let’s just get straight to the point of today’s article … Do You Enjoy Staring At Women’s Breasts?

If you answered “yes sir, may I have another”, then you likely know that one of the many challenges of gawking at a woman’s rack in public is getting caught by the subject. Similar to looking directly at the sun, staring at boobs for a prolonged period of time is dangerous … you could go blind, get a foot up your ass or a slap in the face.

Luckily the developers at Venevi Enterprises feel your pain. You see, they are perverts to and have published a new iPhone app to help out … Rack Stare!

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On the surface, Rack Stare is a game in which the longer you ogle at a sexy chick’s breasts, the more points you earn. If hottie catches you checking out her goods, you’ll receive an appropriate bitch slap. Per the app’s description …

So, here you are sitting next to a hot blonde. Your head unavoidably turns in her direction as you’re trying your best to put on an indifferent face. To pass a level, stare at the babes mouth-watering decollete as long as you can without being noticed. The more you stare, the more points you get. Don’t get too involved though, as you don’t want to be slapped in the face by the furious woman!

 

Become the world’s best Rack Starer now!

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So is Rack Stare just an innocent little iPhone game? … we think not!

Rack Stare is secretly training a legion of perverted geeks and giving them ninja-like skills of prolonged breast staring … anytime, anywhere … totally stealth. Our advice to combat these horny losers … continual use of your top button!

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Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps

Every couple of weeks, Apple publishes a list called “New and Noteworthy” … especially awesome iPhone applications that Apple recommends to the buying public. Having your app on this list is a developer’s dream come true as “New and Noteworthy” apps tend to skyrocket up the charts and achieve financial success.

“New and Noteworthy” … MEH! We’re here to tell you this list blows … case in point, Apple neglected to mention any of the epic Lil Wayne iPhone applications listed below. FAIL!

Be Like Lil’ Wayne

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It’s true … the world would be a better place if everyone was like Lil Wayne! Currently in prison on weapons charges, couple with numerous arrests involving drugs and a variety of other misconducts … hard to imagine a better role model than this American rapper. 

Lil Wayne Fortune Teller

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It’s Lil Wayne – complete with tats, bling and dreads – reading your fo’tune wit a Magik 8-Balz … what could be greater dan dis?

Free Weezy

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The first of its kind … and iPhone app which counts down the jail term of a felon. As previously noted, Lil Wayne is currently in prison after being convicted of criminal possession of a weapon. He is scheduled to be released sometime in November. If you need to keep track of the exact time until this momentous occasion, download Free Weezy now – yo!

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