High Expectations Asian Father Meme – plus Recap Week Of September 27

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September 27: Promiscuous Sex Now Convenient As Apple Approves Swingers Club Locator

September 28: Apple Reverses Its “ No Religious Humor” Policy, Approves Jesus Jump!

September 29: Orgasm Videos – The Ultimate In App Store Deception

September 30: Amazing – Mishka The Talking Husky Dog Sings Using iPad [Video]

October 1: This Booger Eating Promo Video Does Not Make Us Want To Buy The BoogerZ App

October 2: All Aboard! for First Class Fun [Train Conductor 2 iPhone Game Review]

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High Expectations Asian Father

LOL … love this meme about first-generation Asian parents being way over the top. For the complete collection, check out the High Expectations Asian Father website.

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This Is A MacBook, Literally – plus Recap Week Of September 20

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September 20 – Pocket God Honors Its Fans With Hysterical ‘Update Song’ [Music Video]

September 21 – From The Projects To Your iPhone – Four FREE ‘Bed Intruder Song’ Apps [Downloads]

September 22 – Intense. Violent. Extreme. – Cage Fighting Marshmallow Peeps Brawl In New App

September 23 – Free Full Version ‘Word Driven’ iPhone Game Using Our Secret Code ($2 Value)

September 24 – Woman Uses iPhone To Determine “Quality” Of Her Boobs [Video]

September 25 – Bacon, Lifesaver & Half Circuit – Random iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

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A Literal MacBook

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ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” To Success – plus Recap Week Of September 13

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September 13: Warning: Party In My Pants App Can Cause Injury!

September 14: Fumble! NFL Manages To Piss Off Customers With Their Debut App

September 15: Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps

September 16: Rack Stare App Helps You Stare At Boobs Without Getting Caught

September 17: Clever Window-Themed iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers Fight Evil [Download]

September 18: The Gods Must Be Lazy [Godville iPhone Game Review]

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ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” Album

American rapper Eminem has been blowing up this year thanks to his hit album “Recovery”. Released on June 21, “Recovery” is the fifth-best selling album of 2010 in the US, with two Billboard #1 singles. As of August 1, Eminem’s “Recovery” album has sold 1.83 million copies worldwide.

So what’s the secret to Eminem’s success? You would think a combination of talent, hard work and luck … but you’d be wrong. It’s all about the ShamWow Guy and the hysterical “Recovery” infomercial. Check it (bummer, the ShamPon is already sold out) …

 

Meet The Ass Family – plus Recap Week Of September 6

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September 6 – Creep Alert … Snuggie + Macarena = Snugarena [Video]

September 7 – Animal Sex App – Because Darn It, The App Store Was Really Lacking In Animal Porn!

September 8 – Football In The Groin Painfully Delivers 25 Reasons To Protect Your Genitals

September 9 – Fart Studio Makes A Stink With Its Hysterical iPad Spoof Commercial [Video]

September 10 – Porn Abundant In “I Show Off” App – Apple Fails To Enforce Their New Guidelines [NSFW]

September 11 – Same Day Apple Says ‘No More Fart Apps’ They Approve One Anyways

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The Ass Family

LMAO … aren’t they lovely?

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Move Over People Of Walmart, People Of Apple Have Arrived – plus Recap Week Of August 30

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August 30 – Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)

August 31 – Have Fun – Be A Turd – Play DoodleDumps For iPhone

September 1 – iPad Children’s Book “Farting Animals” Ensures Future Generation Of Fartaholics

September 2 – Chocolate, Doodle & Gold – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

September 3 – Play A Fetus Inside The Uterus With Womb Wizards For iPhone [Creepy]

September 4 – If You Sudoku, Sudoku 2 HD Pro is For You [iPad App Review]

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People Of Apple Celebrates The Fanboy

And you thought People Of Walmart is full of  freaks … check out the new website, People Of Apple, for some completely nutjob Apple worshipers. From cutters, to iZombies, to Mactastic body modifications … People Of Apple celebrates everything that’s right wrong with being an Apple fanboy!

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Internet Happy Pills, It’ll Make You Feel Better – plus Recap Week Of August 23

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August 23 – Tie Hot Knots For iPhone – Sexy Hot Chicks Tying Knots (LMAO)

August 24 – Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

August 25 – Warning – New Nigerian Scam

August 25 – 1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

August 26 – Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

August 27 – Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

August 28 – Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

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Happy Pills … Internet Style

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Katie Price Launches Custom iPod Line Dressed In Bizarre iPod Outfit – plus Recap Week Of August 16

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August 16: Motivated By Sex Sells Principle, Veteran Developer Publishes His Best App Ever!

August 17: Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store

August 18: How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?

August 19: Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]

August 20: Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]

August 21: The Gravedigger For iPhone – Human Or Zombie, Who Will You Be?

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Find The iPods On Katie Price

Former glamour model, Playmate and current British celebrity Katie Price (aka Jordan) launched her new line of custom iPods the other day. To commemorate the occasion, Katie showed up at a London press event dressed in a strange alien-like catsuit … complete with an iPod tiara, iPod Nano earrings and a Shuffle resting peacefully in her cleavage. Below are unaltered images of this “unique” ensemble. See if you have better luck than us in spotting the Apple accessories … we can only make out BREASTS.   

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