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Flipping The Bird Around The World – plus Recap: Week Of June 21
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
June 21: iPhone 4 And iPad Commercials – If Apple Cut The Bullshit [Videos]
June 22: Action Sex Positions – A Guide For Having Sex While Driving A Motorcycle & More
June 23: New App Can Fix Erectile Dysfunction (Why, God, Why)
June 23: Steve Wozniak Waiting Overnight In Line For The iPhone 4 [pictures & videos]
June 24: Apple’s Idiotic Statement To iPhone 4 Reception Issues – Don’t Hold It That Way
June 25: Interpreting Steve Jobs Moronic “Ur Holding It Wrong” Email Reply [Pictorial]
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A Cultural Guide To Flipping The Bird
Flipping the bird means one thing … F*CK YOU … or does it? Crank up the middle finger to some French a-hole and you’ll likely get a blank stare followed by a laugh … cuz it don’t mean shit in France. So before you take your next international journey, brush up on the local customs and learn the proper way to give that dicknose local the finger.
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(via PopCrunch)
Boogers … Everything You Wanted To Know And More – plus Recap: Week Of June 14
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
June 14: 69 Positions Becomes First Sex Position App To Include Threesome Variations
June 15: Taito Corp. Launches Seven Space Invaders-Themed Utility Apps, All Free
June 16: Developer Uses App To Lash Out At ‘The Moral And Hypocritical Swine Of The World’
June 17: Help Me Poop – The iPhone’s First Laxative
June 18: AutoVerbal Talking Soundboard Gives A Voice To Those Who Can’t Speak
June 19: Hollywood Hospital – Time Management Meets Tinseltown [iPhone Game Review]
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A Brief Guide To Boogers
After reading this infographic, we realize we’ve taken boogers for granted. Not just simply an object for flinging … boogers are indeed fascinating. LOL … too much information!
(via OnlineSchools)
Worst Walmart Sale Display Ever – plus Recap: Week Of June 7
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
June 7: Inexpensive In-Car Entertainment System With SeatBuddy iPhone Stand
June 8: App Diagnoses Cauliflower-Shaped Bumps & Other Strange Growths On Your Genitals
June 9: Cheap Bastards Rejoice – Best Bang (not a sex app) Helps You Get Drunk For Less
June 10: Hershey Throws First Punch In Milk Fight, Files Complaint Against iMilk Developer
June 11: Three iPhone Apps That Prove Soccer Fans Are FREAKS
June 12: Apps Gone FREE Or On Big Sale – World Cup Soccer Edition
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Blowout Special … EWWW!
Talk about inappropriate for a sale on laxatives – smooth move Ex Lax! Well at least there’s no condoms in the bin … and look, good thinking … toilet paper nearby.
iPhone Balls (Disturbing) – plus Recap: Week Of May 31
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
May 31: iZombie T-Shirt Features Epic Zombie Apple Mashup – Available Today Only, $9
June 1: Weighing Yourself With An iPad Easier Than With An iPhone [Concept]
June 2: $450 Crap App Becomes #3 Grossing Application In Less Than One Day [Just Wrong]
June 3: Durex Baby App Screams, WEAR A CONDOM! [Video]
June 4: App Makes Cigarettes Taste Like Shit, Helps You Quit Smoking
June 5: Truckers Delight: Episode 1 – Um, Yeah, Wow, Um, Hey [iPhone Game Review]
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iPhone Balls – EWWW!
Interestingly enough, penises have played an integral role on the iPhone. We’ve featured an app that turns your iPhone into a penis … an app that worships penis … even a game that’s a real kick in the penis – Ow My Ballls!
But the aforementioned apps pale in comparison to the new iPhone Balls case which literally features dangling testicles. LMAO … WTF … well, at least there not blue.
(via Buzzfeed by Hot Hot Japan Hot)
Recap: Week Of May 24 – plus Jack Nicholson, Graphically Speaking
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
May 24: Let’s Talk About Sex Baby, The Apple Way [Video]
May 25: Emo Kill Lets Users Kill Spooky Kids With Sharp Objects
May 26: Pocket God Developers Are Obnoxious Do-Gooders
May 26: Werewolf Me – Steve Jobs & Oprah Never Looked So Good
May 27: Determined To Piss Off Customers, Developer Changes App’s Price 56 Times Within 3 Months
May 28: Apple Loses One Million As Users Create 1,000,000 AutoRingtone Ringtones
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Jack Nicholson – Graphically Speaking
Starring Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise and Demi Moore … A Few Good Men is an all-time classic movie. If you haven’t seen it, do it now … if you have, we’re sure you’ll enjoy this spot-on graph by Speak1967 via Graph Jam Builder.
Recap: Week Of May 17 – plus Steve Jobs Had Wicked Body Odor & Other Fun Facts
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
May 17: iPhone Moves Nuts, Dominoes And Other Stuff With This Useful App
May 18: Stick Skater – Insane, Addictive & Realistic iPhone Skateboarding Game
May 19: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates – Geeks At Play [Comic]
May 20: BOINK – Using Bump Technology For Sex
May 21: Farting Grandmas Prove Apple’s Commitment To Quality Apps
May 22: KRAPPS of Defense! – Crap Of Defense Review (Redundant)
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Steve Jobs Had Wicked Body Odor … And Other Fun Facts
Steve Jobs – the Man, the Myth, the Legend. You might know him as the co-founder and CEO of Apple … but did you know that he was a college dropout? … or he had wicked BO? … or he wears a size 14 shoe?
Check out the infographic below from Online School for more whacky Steve Jobs facts.
Recap: Week Of May 10 – plus Why iPhone Users Are Crappy Drivers
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
May 10: iWant This Awesome iPhone Wristwatch – iWatch [Concept]
May 10: New iPhone App – How To Get Girls Into Bed Without Trying
May 11: App Helps Users Avoid Being Extorted By Russian Cops
May 11: Free For A Limited Time – TIMWIT App By Canadian Cartoonist Tim Peckham
May 12: Porn Prevalent Again In The App Store, Despite Apple’s Best Efforts [NSFW]
May 13: How To Sell An iPhone App By Scaring The Crap Out Of Customers
May 14: Namco’s Pac-Man Stolen By German Company, Published As PiCK MAN!
May 15: I Love Hot Dogs – A Tribute To App Store Stupidity
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This Is What Happens When Using The iPhone While Driving
Just put the damn iPhone down while driving … next time you won’t be so lucky!
Actually, the Mercedes C-class pictured dangling through the 7th FLOOR wall of a parking garage belongs to some 67-year-old driver in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Dude reversed his car through a brick wall when his foot got stuck between the brake pedal and the accelerator as he tried to reverse into a parking spot.
Luckily no pedestrians were directly underneath the accident as shit flew everywhere when the Mercedes plowed through the brick wall … however cars parked below the scene were damaged.
Damn Mr. 67-year-old … take a hint – stop driving!
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