Recap: Week Of May 3 – plus Linkin Park 8-Bit T-Shirt Giveaway

Linkin-Park-iPhone-Title In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

May 3: Sex Tip Found Hidden In Stickbound iPhone Game [Wording Fail]

May 4: It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane … It’s Sperman iPhone Game!

May 5: iPhone Can Now Determine Ripeness Of Watermelons

May 6: Amazing Human Calculator Determines How Much Snot You’ve Swallowed And More

May 7: Ever Wish You Could Fart On Command? Now There’s An App For That!

May 8: Linkin Park Wants YOU to Join the 8-Bit Rebellion!

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Giveaway Time – Linkin Park 8-Bit T-Shirt!

Linkin-Park-Shirt-1 Yesterday we reviewed the very cool Linkin Park 8-Bit Rebellion! iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad games. Created by Linkin Park and Artificial Life, Inc. … the band was involved in every aspect of the game (total geeks): storylines, character design and best of all, music. Talk about commitment … Linkin Park vocalist Mike Shinoda designed the band members’ avatars and edited every line of dialogue.

Anywho, be sure to check out our Linkin Park 8-Bit Rebellion! review -> http://bit.ly/9CHenw

Continuing Linkin Park weekend here at KRAPPS, we are giving away an awesome Linkin Park 8-Bit T-Shirt. One lucky winner will receive this killer shirt and be the envy of his/her peeps. To enter the contest, send us a video of yourself setting fire to a Justin Bieber CD … JUST KIDDING … to enter, tweet the following by 11:59PM Tuesday, May 11:

GIVEAWAY -> enter to win a @LinkinPark #8BitRebellion T-SHIRT! Visit @KRAPPS for details http://bit.ly/aLuCWp

Winner will be chosen randomly from entries and announced via Twitter on Wednesday, May 12. Make sure you follow us on Twitter … @KRAPPS … so that we can notify you via direct message if you win. Good luck!

May 9, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 13 Comments 

Recap: Week Of April 26 – plus Female Buttcrack Covers For Sale

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 27 – Apple Approves App Glorifying Drug Use – Puff Puff Pass

April 28 – Hysterical & Free – Bud Light Real Men Of Genius And Real American Heroes Apps

April 29 – New iPhone App Lets You Safely Pee In A Bottle While Driving A Car

April 29 – Gizmodo iPhone 4G Drama – Comedic Interpretations

April 30 – Apple Rejects PETA App Due To Nude Stephanie Pratt Image

May 1 – Pocket Party Cup App Turns Users Into Shit-For-Brains Douchebags

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Backtacular – The Decorative, Adhesive Buttcrack Patch

Back in December we covered one of the most disturbing and bizarre items we’ve ever seen for sale … Rear Gear … butthole covers for dogs.

As if window-dressing for your dog’s ass wasn’t enough, some mensa decided it would be a sound business decision to sell female buttcrack covers. No lie … we can’t make this stuff up. Check out the innovative line of denim asscrack patches called Backtacular.

Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks. Each package comes with two replacement tapes.

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A two-pack of these sacks of suck will set you back only $14.99 … and that includes a lifetime of endless humiliation … what a deal!

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May 2, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 6 Comments 

Recap: Week Of April 19

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 19: Apple Censors The Word ‘Uncensored’ – Huh?

April 20: Sexy Pamela Anderson Launches Her Own Sexy App – Wakey Wakey

April 21: Nude Thumbnails Approved, Pussy And Boobies Banned – WTH Is Going On At Apple?

April 22: Apple Considers ‘Guido’ Offensive, Forces Guidofy App To Change Name

April 23: Genital Warts? This Amazing iPhone App Can Help!

April 24: Sonic The Hedgehog 2 – Sequel Even Better Than The Original

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Recap: Week Of April 12 – plus Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 12: Technology Gone Bad – Allow Sex Offenders To Determine Your Location

April 13: App Store First – Videos Of Hot Chicks Farting

April 14: 69 Cents iPad Stand Of Awesomeness – It’s Awesome!

April 15: George Michael Embraces Technology, Uses Grindr iPhone App

April 15: Oh Look! The iPad Can Print!

April 16: Escape Reality, Become Tom Cruise – Tiki Bar For iPhone

April 17: Thumpies For iPhone & iPad Flat Out Rocks, Rolls & Even Thumps

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Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks

So did you hear Adobe launched the new Photoshop CS5 this week? Yeah, it’s supposed to be awesome … filled with a ton of new bells and whistles that perform magic on your images. One of the new tricks in Photoshop CS5 is the Content Aware Filter … just select an object and delete out of your picture. The program uses surrounding pixels to fill in the missing data … incredibly accurate and awesome!

Uh … hold on a second. Of course the real litmus test is if Photoshop can remove the dress of a hot chick and reveal her boobies. Hmmm … content aware breasts? … not so much!  

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April 18, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 13 Comments 

Recap: Week Of April 5 – plus Ever Look At 3.14 In A Mirror? WOW!

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 5 – Apple Bans Blatant Doodle Jump Ripoff, But Approves Another, Doodle Drop

April 6 – Dog Translator App Does Not Translate Dog To English – No Shit Sherlock

April 7 – We Are Growing Increasingly Uncomfortable With The iPad – Here’s Why …

April 8 – From LEGOs To Live Animals – An Early Look At DIY iPad Stands

April 9 – App For The Seriously Demented – Swami Paws The LOLcat Fortune Teller

April 10 – Get Hooked On HELLKID – One Hell Of An Addicting iPhone Game

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3.14 In A Mirror … WOW!

Sometimes it’s the little things in life that make us go “WOW”. Like this tidbit from The Puzzler column at Chicago Now. Ever look at 3.14 in a mirror? Pretty freaky, eh?

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April 11, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 2 Comments 

Recap: Week Of March 29 – plus Happy Easter To All Our Peeps!

Happy Easter To All Our Peeps!

And of course to celebrate this glorious occasion … Apple-themed Peeps. An oldie, but a goodie … from last year’s third annual Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest, “Steve Jobs Presents iPeep Nano” (entry #38 by by Sarah Kohari and Erin Mastrangelo). We love it … simply brilliant. Happy Easter everyone! 

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And as usual on Sundays … in case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

March 29: PooPong For iPhone? Of Course There Is!

March 30: Apple Recognizes Need To Get Your Freak On – Nudity In The App Store

March 31: Experience ‘Tsunamical Movements Of Sweet Apples’ With Mythical Sex Positions App

April 1: iCade Turns Your iPad Into A Retrogaming Arcade Cabinet – For “Reals”

April 2: 7-Piece LEGO iPhone Stand – Even Appeals To Mechanically Challenged

April 3: Steve Wozniak Waiting Overnight In Line For An iPad [includes pictures]

April 4: Don’t Make These Birds Angry, Mr. McGee – Angry Birds For iPhone

April 4, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 2 Comments 

Recap: Week Of March 22

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

March 22: Pocket Labeler – Retro Label Maker And Safe Sexting App Alternative

March 23: Trololo App Is FREE Today Only – Make Your Ears Bleed For FREE

March 24: Cosmo Recommends Safe Sexting App In ‘50 More Things To Do Naked’

March 25: Lose Weight, Be Happy – Delete Justin Bieber, Play Jump Jump

March 26: AppAdvice Reviews The Buzz Aldrin iPhone App – Gets It All Wrong

March 27: Don’t Like To Breathe? We Have The Perfect App For You!

March 28, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 1 Comment 

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