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July 19: Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes From iPhone 4 Antennagate Press Conference

July 20: Apple’s Only Black Employee Voices His Frustration With iPhone 4 [Video]

July 21: Feel The Need To Kill Yourself? Death Chug iPhone App Can Help!

July 22: Small Penis? Male Size App Will Make You Feel Better About It!

July 23: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

July 24: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

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HAMMERTIME

Sorry folks … it had to be done …

[via J from the UK]

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July 12: Spanking The Donkey – We’re Still Talking About An iPhone Game, Right?

July 13: Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]

July 14: iPhone Born In The Jungles Of Guatemala, Not Cupertino (Video Proof)

July 15: The iPhone Can Now Make Your Breasts Bigger – Pissed Off Boob Job Surgeons Demand Recall

July 16: “F*ck” Now Allowed In The App Store – Al Pacino Soundboard Proves It Repeatedly

July 17: Dig Dug iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

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Recommended Reading – For IDIOTS!

Since you’re here, you probably know what we’re all about … KRAPPS = Crap Apps … the stupid, strange, whacky and weird of the App Store. Penis enlargers, baby killers, underage porn, etc.

But after seeing this next item, we’re thinking … screw the App Store, let’s start a site solely dedicated to all the shit Amazon sells. Like this $495 book … The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China … which isn’t really even a book, it’s a five hundred dollar PDF download about the future Chinese crappers – WTF?!?

Make sure you read Amazon’s product page and customer reviews for this sack of suck … worth way more than $495, it’s priceless!

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July 5: Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It

July 6: Disturbing New Way To Hold iPhone 4

July 7: Turn Your iPhone Into A Frickin’ Laser, Moving Fan, Real Flashlight And More

July 8: Ultimate Pac-Man iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection [10 Downloads]

July 9: 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid App Advices Users To ‘Shit In Their Bed’

July 10: LandFormer – Puzzles Undisguised [iPhone Game Review]

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Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpaper

So a few days ago we presented an awesome collection of 10 different  Pac-Man wallpapers (well technically 9 Pac-Man and 1 Ms. Pac-Man) … specifically designed for the iPhone 4 iOS 4 (640×960 size). Very cool stuff and chicks dig us cuz we now use one of the Pac-Man designs our home screen wallpaper.

But similar to Donkey Kong released in 1981 … a year after Pac-Man … the Donkey Kong iPhone 4 iOS 4 wallpaper once again follows in Pac-Man’s footsteps. Created by Geeky Gadgets reader Taylor Griffin, the Donkey Kong wallpaper is best suited for your iPhone’s home screen and cleverly integrates Mario, Pauline, Donkey Kong, girders, ladders, barrels and more.

Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save. Enjoy!

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June 28: Best Part Of iOS 4 …

June 29: Monkey Boy – The Legend Continues

June 30: Nudity, Blood, Violence & Murder – Crazy Bitch Soccer Fans Love Super Streaker

July 1: Make Rice Boobs With Rice Implants App

July 2: App Lets Users Send Erections As Gifts (not kidding!)

July 3: Vuvuzela Ate My Brain! – Pro Zombie Soccer for iPhone

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LAMO @ Katy Perry Parody “California Dorks”

Happy Fourth of July to all our American peeps!

And what better way to celebrate America’s Independence Day than with this awesome music video from Jason Munday’s Skyway Flyers. “California Dorks” is a hysterical parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” smash hit single … and living in Southern California, we pissed our pants from hysterics as “California Dorks” brilliantly covers just about every stereotype in the SoCal nerd scene … We’ll get some In’ N Out for breakfast – Disneyland like four times a week – Wifi on the beach, we’re ustreaming from our smartphones.

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June 21: iPhone 4 And iPad Commercials – If Apple Cut The Bullshit [Videos]

June 22: Action Sex Positions – A Guide For Having Sex While Driving A Motorcycle & More

June 23: New App Can Fix Erectile Dysfunction (Why, God, Why)

June 23: Steve Wozniak Waiting Overnight In Line For The iPhone 4 [pictures & videos]

June 24: Apple’s Idiotic Statement To iPhone 4 Reception Issues – Don’t Hold It That Way

June 25: Interpreting Steve Jobs Moronic “Ur Holding It Wrong” Email Reply [Pictorial]

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A Cultural Guide To Flipping The Bird

Flipping the bird means one thing … F*CK YOU … or does it? Crank up the middle finger to some French a-hole and you’ll likely get a blank stare followed by a laugh … cuz it don’t mean shit in France. So before you take your next international journey, brush up on the local customs and learn the proper way to give that dicknose local the finger.

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(via PopCrunch)

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June 14: 69 Positions Becomes First Sex Position App To Include Threesome Variations

June 15: Taito Corp. Launches Seven Space Invaders-Themed Utility Apps, All Free

June 16: Developer Uses App To Lash Out At ‘The Moral And Hypocritical Swine Of The World’

June 17: Help Me Poop – The iPhone’s First Laxative

June 18: AutoVerbal Talking Soundboard Gives A Voice To Those Who Can’t Speak

June 19: Hollywood Hospital – Time Management Meets Tinseltown [iPhone Game Review]

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A Brief Guide To Boogers

After reading this infographic, we realize we’ve taken boogers for granted. Not just simply an object for flinging … boogers are indeed fascinating. LOL … too much information!

(via OnlineSchools)

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June 7: Inexpensive In-Car Entertainment System With SeatBuddy iPhone Stand

June 8: App Diagnoses Cauliflower-Shaped Bumps & Other Strange Growths On Your Genitals

June 9: Cheap Bastards Rejoice – Best Bang (not a sex app) Helps You Get Drunk For Less

June 10: Hershey Throws First Punch In Milk Fight, Files Complaint Against iMilk Developer

June 11: Three iPhone Apps That Prove Soccer Fans Are FREAKS

June 12: Apps Gone FREE Or On Big Sale – World Cup Soccer Edition

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Blowout Special … EWWW!

Talk about inappropriate for a sale on laxatives – smooth move Ex Lax! Well at least there’s no condoms in the bin … and look, good thinking … toilet paper nearby.