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Dumb And Dumber


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dumb-and-dumber Have you ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber? It’s a slapstick comedy film featuring the characters Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. The movie follows their adventures and keeps the audience thinking – “who’s the bigger dumb ass, Lloyd or Harry”. Yeah, it’s a pretty dumb movie (pun intended), but entertaining none the less.

Well the developers at peekpoke seem to be big Dumb And Dumber fans. In honor of the movie, peekpoke has released two apps which are essentially Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne … the Kampi and Sales Kampi apps. Like the movie, these apps will keep you thinking, “which app is the bigger dumb ass?”

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Rather than describe these two apps (words can’t really do these apps justice), take a look at the instructional video below. While the video runs just over one minute in length, you really only have to watch about 6 seconds of the video to understand its point.

 

So what exactly is the point of Kampi and Sales Kampi? Uhhh – hmmm … hmmm – ok, our bad – not really sure what’s the point of these apps. They sort of remind us of the Nothing app we recently featured. Yeah, maybe that’s it – the point of Kampi and Sales Kampi is absolutely nothing! Got it … we are good to go. So now that we understand the point of all this is nothing, only one question remains … between Kampi and Sales Kampi … which one is Dumb and which one is Dumber?

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  • Frozenlava

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    Wait, what

  • Frozenlava

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    Wait, what


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    I was intrigued, so I went and looked up the word “kampi”, however I mistyped it as “krampi” and found that it is the Icelandic word for spasm. I then realized my error and found that “kampi” is the Finnish word for crank. Perhaps the developer will release “Krampi Kampi”, allowing the user to count the number of spasms they experience while using the app!


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    I was intrigued, so I went and looked up the word “kampi”, however I mistyped it as “krampi” and found that it is the Icelandic word for spasm. I then realized my error and found that “kampi” is the Finnish word for crank. Perhaps the developer will release “Krampi Kampi”, allowing the user to count the number of spasms they experience while using the app!

  • susanbdot

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    Tim – hysterical; thank you.

    I wondered what the difference was between the 2 apps, so I went to the App Store. Obviously it's not price. (You have to PAY for these?) Then I saw that there's really a purpose to this… dumbness. And (laughing) did you notice the plain-vanilla Kampi is a PRODUCTIVITY app? And the other is a business app. BUT, as I said, there's real, uh, purpose. For COUNTING things. Geez, I thought it was going to make my iPhone explode. Or my head at least. My finger is tired just from watching the video.

    For 99 cents, I would expect a LITTLE more. Like, the pile of quarters jiggles (oops, getting into sensitive territory there) or something. Or — gets bigger. Yeah, that's it.

    Then I noticed that the, er, company has several other versions. One for counting your beers. One for counting cups of coffee. Again, those should DO something. The virtual beers should increase in number, AND should get very f-u-z-z-y if you go over two. Or maybe four. Coffee? The cups can multiply, then get very jittery when you've gone over your user-set limit, or add to the counter after a user-set time of day.

    But then there's the LOVE Kampi. It has a big red heart symbol. And I don't even want to think about what that's counting, or how it should indicate increments… Nope.

    You know, there's a reason I've never seen the movie “Dumb and Dumber.” I think I'm just too dumb to get it.

  • susanbdot

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    Tim – hysterical; thank you.

    I wondered what the difference was between the 2 apps, so I went to the App Store. Obviously it's not price. (You have to PAY for these?) Then I saw that there's really a purpose to this… dumbness. And (laughing) did you notice the plain-vanilla Kampi is a PRODUCTIVITY app? And the other is a business app. BUT, as I said, there's real, uh, purpose. For COUNTING things. Geez, I thought it was going to make my iPhone explode. Or my head at least. My finger is tired just from watching the video.

    For 99 cents, I would expect a LITTLE more. Like, the pile of quarters jiggles (oops, getting into sensitive territory there) or something. Or — gets bigger. Yeah, that's it.

    Then I noticed that the, er, company has several other versions. One for counting your beers. One for counting cups of coffee. Again, those should DO something. The virtual beers should increase in number, AND should get very f-u-z-z-y if you go over two. Or maybe four. Coffee? The cups can multiply, then get very jittery when you've gone over your user-set limit, or add to the counter after a user-set time of day.

    But then there's the LOVE Kampi. It has a big red heart symbol. And I don't even want to think about what that's counting, or how it should indicate increments… Nope.

    You know, there's a reason I've never seen the movie “Dumb and Dumber.” I think I'm just too dumb to get it.


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    Excellent work! Hopefully all will take note … this is the kind of value-added user community we have here at KRAPPS! Where else are you going to learn this kind of stuff?!?!


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    Excellent work! Hopefully all will take note … this is the kind of value-added user community we have here at KRAPPS! Where else are you going to learn this kind of stuff?!?!


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    business, productivity … or is it entertainment … hmmm, seems like a lot of confusion hitting Apple these days … must be a tough job being an App Approver for Apple – especially when Apple revealed yesterday that last month they approved 96% of all apps submitted – yeah, we noticed Apple … feel free to mix in a “NO” every now and then – LOL


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    business, productivity … or is it entertainment … hmmm, seems like a lot of confusion hitting Apple these days … must be a tough job being an App Approver for Apple – especially when Apple revealed yesterday that last month they approved 96% of all apps submitted – yeah, we noticed Apple … feel free to mix in a “NO” every now and then – LOL

  • Alberto Reyes

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    pretty gooad article…where else will i learn this stuff?

  • Alberto Reyes

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    pretty gooad article…where else will i learn this stuff?

  • havoc11707

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    hmmm well this app could be an amusing way to keep track of something

  • havoc11707

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    hmmm well this app could be an amusing way to keep track of something

  • b77007

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    Can I leave a comment and ask not to receive one of the codes?


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    Can I leave a comment and ask not to receive one of the codes?


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    In the spirit of Seinfeld's soup nazi … NO CODE FOR YOU! 😉


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    In the spirit of Seinfeld's soup nazi … NO CODE FOR YOU! 😉


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    Thanks for all your great reviews, guys! 🙂


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    Thanks for all your great reviews, guys! 🙂


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    My thanks for the description


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    did you just said free, OMFG i want it now! *SARCASM OFF*


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    did you just said free, OMFG i want it now! *SARCASM OFF*


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