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A Better Pocket God


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PocketGodPygmy Like most of you, we love Pocket God … a hilarious interactive application where you play god and rule an island populated with primitive pygmies. As the island’s god, you have all sorts of powers over the islanders, being as kool or krappy as you want to your peeps. It really is a tight app which stays fresh with weekly updates. At 99 cents, Pocket God has established a cult following and no wonder it’s #12 on Apple’s newly released All Time Paid Apps list. But whatever … spend the buck, get the app, check it out for yourself.

PocketGodOUCH! So yeah, we dig Pocket God and since we’re freaks, we tend to treat our pygmy crew pretty krappy. But even the most sadistic methods within Pocket God (feeding pygmies to sharks, throwing them into volcanoes, etc) left us yearning for more. We just want to be able to kick it up a notch … sprinkle a bit of South Park pixie dust into Pocket God … and throw in a taste of Beavis and Butt-head for good measure. We kinda feel bad wanting more from Pocket God … but if Apple can approve all these sexed-up apps, why can’t a shark tear off a pygmy’s arm?

Anyways, we can’t let it go … so we’ll simply present this awesome video we found that expresses our feelings … and hopefully Apple will do the right thing!

 

Comments

  • JC

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    POCKET GOD RULES!

  • JC

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    POCKET GOD RULES!

  • JC

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    POCKET GOD RULES!

  • JC

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    POCKET GOD RULES!

  • Sam

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    Pocket god is awesome blood makes it krappy!
    Sexed-up updates? 

  • Sam

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    Pocket god is awesome blood makes it krappy!
    Sexed-up updates? 

  • Sam

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    Pocket god is awesome blood makes it krappy!
    Sexed-up updates? 

  • Sam

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    Pocket god is awesome blood makes it krappy!
    Sexed-up updates? 

  • PGB

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    No blood. It would be so gory and disgusting. Ratings would go down

  • PGB

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    No blood. It would be so gory and disgusting. Ratings would go down

  • PGB

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    No blood. It would be so gory and disgusting. Ratings would go down

  • PGB

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    No blood. It would be so gory and disgusting. Ratings would go down


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    YES, WE KNOW! … IT ROCKS!


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    YES, WE KNOW! … IT ROCKS!


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    YES, WE KNOW! … IT ROCKS!


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    YES, WE KNOW! … IT ROCKS!

  • seiji

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    Too much of blood and gore would spoil the app instead, more of rather, i wish that it remain as cute as ever. hee.

  • seiji

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    Too much of blood and gore would spoil the app instead, more of rather, i wish that it remain as cute as ever. hee.

  • seiji

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    Too much of blood and gore would spoil the app instead, more of rather, i wish that it remain as cute as ever. hee.

  • seiji

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    Too much of blood and gore would spoil the app instead, more of rather, i wish that it remain as cute as ever. hee.


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Yes … sexed-up applications that are approved by Apple … click link to see what we are talking about –> http://krapps.com/?p=2049


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Yes … sexed-up applications that are approved by Apple … click link to see what we are talking about –> http://krapps.com/?p=2049


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Yes … sexed-up applications that are approved by Apple … click link to see what we are talking about –> http://krapps.com/?p=2049


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Yes … sexed-up applications that are approved by Apple … click link to see what we are talking about –> http://krapps.com/?p=2049

  • Mic3

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    Little kids also play this app, so don't get to violent

  • Mic3

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    Little kids also play this app, so don't get to violent

  • Mic3

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    Little kids also play this app, so don't get to violent

  • Mic3

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    Little kids also play this app, so don't get to violent

  • Okie Pride

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    I agree. There should be a little more gore in Pocket God but Apple can be strict. We saw that when they rejected PG for having the iTouch symbol in their menu.

  • Okie Pride

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    I agree. There should be a little more gore in Pocket God but Apple can be strict. We saw that when they rejected PG for having the iTouch symbol in their menu.

  • Okie Pride

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I agree. There should be a little more gore in Pocket God but Apple can be strict. We saw that when they rejected PG for having the iTouch symbol in their menu.

  • Okie Pride

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    I agree. There should be a little more gore in Pocket God but Apple can be strict. We saw that when they rejected PG for having the iTouch symbol in their menu.


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    Pocket God meets LOST would be cool … could be a plane crash on the
    island … islanders could be the Others … you could really let you
    imagination run wild on this one.


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    Pocket God meets LOST would be cool … could be a plane crash on the
    island … islanders could be the Others … you could really let you
    imagination run wild on this one.


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    Pocket God meets LOST would be cool … could be a plane crash on the
    island … islanders could be the Others … you could really let you
    imagination run wild on this one.


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    Pocket God meets LOST would be cool … could be a plane crash on the
    island … islanders could be the Others … you could really let you
    imagination run wild on this one.

  • Peja

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    Oh great. Okie Pride has posted in this site too. You're a real loser defending that Edward guy after he gave that awful review of PG. Anyway, I think there should be blood pouring everywhere and who cares what Apple thinks.

  • Peja

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    Oh great. Okie Pride has posted in this site too. You're a real loser defending that Edward guy after he gave that awful review of PG. Anyway, I think there should be blood pouring everywhere and who cares what Apple thinks.

  • Peja

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    Oh great. Okie Pride has posted in this site too. You're a real loser defending that Edward guy after he gave that awful review of PG. Anyway, I think there should be blood pouring everywhere and who cares what Apple thinks.

  • Peja

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    Oh great. Okie Pride has posted in this site too. You're a real loser defending that Edward guy after he gave that awful review of PG. Anyway, I think there should be blood pouring everywhere and who cares what Apple thinks.

  • Okie Pride

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    I agree. There should be a little more gore in Pocket God but Apple can be strict. We saw that when they rejected PG for having the iTouch symbol in their menu.


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    Pocket God meets LOST would be cool … could be a plane crash on the
    island … islanders could be the Others … you could really let you
    imagination run wild on this one.

  • Peja

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    Oh great. Okie Pride has posted in this site too. You're a real loser defending that Edward guy after he gave that awful review of PG. Anyway, I think there should be blood pouring everywhere and who cares what Apple thinks.

  • Okie Pride

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    You should keep on the subject Peja. And personal attacks are childish.


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