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Porn, MILF, Sex On The Beach, Wet T-Shirts, Teens


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Ask any iPhone app developer and they will tell you that you really need to be careful with your application’s description when submitting to Apple for approval. Obviously no cuss words allowed, nothing graphic and just to be safe, tone down the humor. But as we noted in our Sexy Spinna article, sometimes the App Approval Department falls asleep at the wheel … LOL … by the way, did you know that the iNap@Work app is the Official Application of Apple’s App Approval Department … but we digress.

Ok, so get a load of this next one … sounds like a description from a certain movie genre and not something Apple would want to align with their brand/identity. With key words like … Drunk, Sex On the Beach, Wet T-Shirt Contests, Dead Brain Cells, Bikinis Removed, Going Topless, Nude Beaches, All Natural Teen Fun, College Teen Hotties, MILF Next Door and Porn … the Coed Spring Break app from McApps is a SEO’s fantasy come true.

CoedSpringBreakFINAL

LOL … WOW … those boys at McApps certainly know how to bring it! Classic stuff …

Got drunk, had sex on the beach
Going topless was celebrated
Nothing but all amateur, all natural teen fun
All original content … just college teen hotties
Close to porn as you can get on the app store

Whoa McApps … slow down there horn-dog … you’re going put Grampee KRAPPS into cardiac arrest with all this hot and bothered talk. But here’s the best part. Freaking McApps getting cocky and shit with their sexy Coed Spring Break … we love this trash-talking line:

Don’t Settle For Bikini Blast And Other Pansy Girly Apps

LOL @ McApps. WTF bro? You made a freaking iPhone app! You ain’t no heavyweight champion or something. Chill … freaking geeks, all nutted up on roids, mad-dogging other iPhone apps. LOL. It’s ok McApps … breathe deeply bro!

CSB1  CSB2  CSB3

And come on … if you’re going to use a sexed-up term, use the damn thing correctly:

Just Exotic, Coed, College Teen Hotties Like The MILF Next Door

Dude, are you talking about? “College Teen Hotties Like The MILF Next Door”? Come on McApps … we bet our ass you never got laid on a Mexican beach like you claim. Broseph … teen hotties are NOT like MILFs. Actually, they have NOTHING to do with MILFs – unless, of course, they’re teens with kids – uhh, but let’s not go there. And get this, dudes that are into MILFs are typically NOT into teen hotties. Overall this is just bad/inaccurate sex marketing … and frankly, we’re a bit offended by this misuse of terminology. But no … it’s not McApp’s fault – and certainly this is not Apple’s fault. But who KRAPPS? Who is to blame? Ahhhh, iNap@Work strikes again … two victims this time – Apple and McApps … LOL!

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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    As a developer I'm amazed that app/description got through. Must have been the same guy that approved the baby shaker app. WTF


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!


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    We have a theory and we're sticking to it … iNap@Work app!

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!
    (Inap@work)

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!
    (Inap@work)

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!
    (Inap@work)

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!
    (Inap@work)

  • Manutdfan539

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    Good ol' Steve-o should remove that app!
    (Inap@work)

  • Gus

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    I am suprised Apple approved this App

  • Gus

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    I am suprised Apple approved this App

  • Gus

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    I am suprised Apple approved this App


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