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Keg Stand Brilliance And iPhone Apps


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kegstandIDEA Ideas are like opinions, everyone has one (or is that “ideas are like assholes, everyone has one” … oh, our bad … “opinions are like assholes” … whatever). Some ideas are brilliant … some are just plain dumb. The light bulb that went off in your head during your 13th keg stand of the evening … probably not a good idea.

> Helicopter Ejection Seat – not a good idea (think about  
   it, the blades would F you up).
> PiPiP – Picture in Picture (PiP) good idea, beyond 
   that, sucks to watch ants.
> Knee High Tube Socks – just plain wrong … our opinion of course.
> NFL Wednesday Morning Football – not so much for those Regis And Kelly addicted
   stay- at-home moms.

Keg stand induced iPhone apps … bad idea?

iNeedle
Nothing like a 4+ rated app simulating the pumping action of a syringe. Last memo we received stated kids shouldn’t be running with scissors or playing with needles. Plus come one … are these needles even sterile – dirty needles are just bad news! Oh – and those user comments begging for customizable vials … shut up crack heads – go enjoy the Cannabis app.

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iNeedle1   iNeedle2

Lice!
Ewww … head, body and pubic lice are just freaking gross! Grosser than cock roaches? Uh yeah, cock roaches don’t live and eat your skin. And you know that itchy feeling you get when you see certain types or bugs and shit … well be prepared for that wonderful sensation after playing this app. We’re still itching and scratching from reviewing this app last week …  please send Vitamin E to help with the scaring – this sucks.

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Lice1   Lice2

Meat Clock
Meat is cool … we like meat … we eat meat … but that’s about it. Look, there’s no need for meat furniture, meat suits, meat purses, meat iPod cases … and certainly no need for a Meat Clock. Sorry, this is not sexy … this is animal.

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MeatClock

iSausage
Coming in at a mild G-Rated 4+ … iSausage. Wrong name – should be iPhallic. Give it a shake … and the penis … ERRRR … the wiener jiggles. Give it another shake, it jiggles. Give it another shake, it jiggles. Give it another shake, it jiggles … yeah, you get the idea. This is the kind of stuff that Steve Jobs was referring to when he proclaimed the App Store as revolutionary. Go download iSausage now – everyone needs to display a penis icon … ERRR … a wiener icon on their iPhone.

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iSausage

Comments

  • donturner

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  • The_iGeek

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  • KeirAnsell

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    oh dear god lol. Some interesting app's there. This is the downside to the AppStore. The vast amount of junk.

    Oh, Tweet

    @keir

  • kjakimovski

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    i was having twitter troubles :/ but TWEET. not sure if its too late or not…


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    LMAO!!! I HAVE DONE THAT!!! (the self holding keg stand that is) but not making up lame apps, even though if I did make an app it would be on your page in like ummm no time cause I am sooo in love with 90% of your Krapp certified Apps 😉 <3 to you, for bringing the krapp to me and not making me go out and find it.

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    Keg Stand!

  • alexisxgonzalez

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    KEG STAND!

  • Extremocracy

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    LOL … right on … although we must thank Apple – we only serve what they
    dish 😉

  • Dinsmoor

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    Keg Stand

  • Jamesb

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    I personally bought the 'Meat Clock' app because I thought it would be a great way to break the ice with girls. Boy was I wrong. Nearly every time I pulled out the Meat Clock at a bar I was hit in the face by a drink and on one occasion a drunken fool. I am currently seeing if it is possible for me to sue the developer. If anyone else has been duped by this f****ng app, perhaps we can make a class action or whatever.


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    argh … sorry to hear that … well at least you were not beaten with a
    baseball bat over the head like Bam was … OUCH!

  • Jamesb

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    I personally bought the 'Meat Clock' app because I thought it would be a great way to break the ice with girls. Boy was I wrong. Nearly every time I pulled out the Meat Clock at a bar I was hit in the face by a drink and on one occasion a drunken fool. I am currently seeing if it is possible for me to sue the developer. If anyone else has been duped by this f****ng app, perhaps we can make a class action or whatever.


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    argh … sorry to hear that … well at least you were not beaten with a
    baseball bat over the head like Bam was … OUCH!


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