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Dirty Fingers? Let Sexy Amber Wash Your World!


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We’ve been havin’ some very strange dreams lately. One night we’ll wake up screaming … in a total cold sweat … a nightmare. Then the next night, however, is quite different. We awaken with this big shit eating grin plastered all over our face. We’re relaxed, calm and relieved … it’s a wonderful feeling.

The nightmares involve hundreds of tiny dogs and cats stuck inside our iPhone. They can’t get out! The keep licking and licking our screen … in hopes of breaking free. But to no avail … they are trapped … and just keep licking and licking and licking … it never stops, ever!

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Amber-2-FINAL The euphoric dreams, we’re sort of embarrassed to admit … involve a sexy hot bikini girl. She has a name … Amber … and we love her! Similar to the tiny dogs and cats, Amber is also inside our iPhone, but is content to live there. She’s actually quite entertaining and practical … always prancing around in her bikini, using a spray bottle and microfiber cloth to clean our iPhone (it better be microfiber … don’t want no nasty scratches).

These dreams were getting nuts. We never knew if we’d wake up in a panic or complete nirvana. So we decided to seek professional help. After 137 seconds of analysis, the cause was clear … sleep doctor proclaimed – “KRAPPS prefers hot sexy bikini girls over cats and dogs.” Huh? Well supposedly the dog licker app (the one where dogs lick your iPhone’s screen clean) is throwing our ying and yang out of whack. Although we think licking dogs are fairly cool, subconsciously we prefer smokin’ hot chicks. Per doctor’s orders, we downloaded the Dirty Fingers – Sexy Screen Wash app [iTunes] and ever since, our world is complete.

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Heck … your world will be completed as well. Just look at Dirty Fingers’ titillating features … the FIRST and ONLY interactive screen cleaner. Dirty your iPhone’s screen with your finger (hence the cool name, Dirty Fingers … although not as bad ass as the name, Dirty Harry), sexy Amber appears and cleans the exact area you touched. No idea how she does that, but it’s freaking amazing! And it’s fun carrying Amber around in your pocket and showing her off to family, friends and co-workers, etc. … especially out partying. Amber always rocks the party crowd and is a real head turner. Even those catty party chicks dig her. Must be the way she smells, it’s very nice … way better than those messy slobbering canine fools, blech!

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Anywho … jump on Amber (figuratively speaking, of course), let her rock … errr … wash your world. Get Dirty Fingers – Sexy Screen Wash with Amber [iTunes] and be prepared for a thorough cleaning … you dirty boy you!

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  • radsauce

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    amber

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    Amber


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    Amber

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