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Name That Ass With Mystery Butt


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making-babies It all starts so innocently. Kissing leads to having babies. Smoking cigarettes leads to a heroin addiction. Stealing candy leads to armed robbery. It’s called the Gateway Theory … a fairly “mild” action may lead to a “stronger” one in the future.

While more commonly applied to drug use (Gateway Drug Theory), the Gateway Theory can also pertain to iPhone apps. Innocent fart apps started to appear in the App Store last December. 10 months later, we now have penis apps, strip club locator apps, tons of sexy hot bikini girrrl apps, foot fetish apps, erotic spanking apps and a whole lot more (just read the KRAPPS archive for plenty of other examples). Do fart apps lead to prostitute finder apps? Hmmm … better to be safe than sorry … so we’ll theorize, YES!

Since you now understand our fear of gateway apps, it should be no surprise how disturbing we find the new Mystery Butt app.

Mystery-Butt-Title

Mystery-Butt-1-FINAL   Mystery-Butt-2-FINAL

“How good are you at identifying animal butts?”… while this statement and application might seem innocent (albeit bizarre) on it’s own, we know damn well the serious damage and addiction it will cause. Using our Gateway App Theory, animal butts lead to scantly clad female butts and equally revealing male ass counterparts.

“How good are you at identifying celebrity butts?”
“How good are you at identifying MILF butts?”
“How good are you at identifying athlete butts?”
“How good are you at identifying Asian fever butts?”

Mystery-Ass-A   Mystery-Ass-B

Mystery-Ass-C   Mystery-Ass-D

See what we’re saying? Brace yourselves … Mystery Butt is a bad, bad, bad gateway app. First an innocent baboon butt, next a horrific g-stringed Oprah ass. Be safe – just say no!

So really, how good are you at identifying ass? Can you name ass A? B? C? D? Hint – they are all celebrities. Click here for full-size answer to Ass A (why yes – that is Steve Job’s ass in fishnets) … Click here for Ass B … Click here for Ass C … Click here for Ass D. Oh you know this will eventually become an app …. wait for it!

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    A = MILF
    B = Athlete
    C = Asian
    D = Celebrity

    Am I right?

  • Manutdfan539

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    A = MILF
    B = Athlete
    C = Asian
    D = Celebrity

    Did I win? Or is A and B reversed answers? And do Asian women wear jeans?!?!?


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    Actually these are all celebrity butts … so you gotta list specific names
    … just click the answers link if you get into a “butt rut” so to speak.


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    Actually these are all celebrity butts … so you gotta list specific names
    … just click the answers link if you get into a “butt rut” so to speak.


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