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A Drunk And Electrocuted Santa For Your iPhone


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Hope everyone had an awesome Christmas yesterday! Santa Claus did a great job delivering presents to all those on his “Nice List” (we got screwed, we got coal). No reports on TMZ of any crazy Christmas capers or other Santa sleaze (unlike Tiger Woods, Santa stopped at three ho’s) … so it looks like the Big Guy completed another successful Rodman-Wedding-Dress worldwide delivery run this year.

So what does Santa do now … the day after Christmas? DRINK! – A LOT! Not just one or two or twelve or twenty four drinks … we’re talking a full blown alcohol binge that would make even ex-NBA freak show Dennis Rodman look like a virgin bride all dressed in white (oh wait, Rodman does look like that).

Of course Santa’s December 26 drunken escapades are no secret and as such, there’s an app for that … Drunken Santa Klaus.

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Now while you can’t stop Santa from getting blitzen (see what we did there), you can help a brother out by keeping him on his feet and avoid ending up face down in a gutter, sleeping in jolly puke … or worse, dead electrocuted Santa! So check out the Drunken Santa Klaus video below and help Santa deliver a very Merry Christmas 2010.

 

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    Sacriledge! You people and your stupid iApps are the reason for the downfall of western civilization! Thang goodness the ZunePhone will be out next year!

    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • jollyolestnick

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    Whoa! wait a minute- that was someone messing with you…I didn't leave coal?? What, you didn't get your snuggie?
    HoHoHo! Merry Christmas!


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    oh crap … you left the Ninja Turtle snuggie?!?! thank you!!! 🙂


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    now i know why santa didn't make to my house, that bitch got drunk but im glad he got electricuted..LOL


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    What's ZunePhone? LOL


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    yeah, that Santa is a playa … that's how he rolls

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    Sacriledge! You people and your stupid iApps are the reason for the downfall of western civilization! Thang goodness the ZunePhone will be out next year!

    http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

  • jollyolestnick

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Whoa! wait a minute- that was someone messing with you…I didn't leave coal?? What, you didn't get your snuggie?
    HoHoHo! Merry Christmas!


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    oh crap … you left the Ninja Turtle snuggie?!?! thank you!!! 🙂


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    now i know why santa didn't make to my house, that bitch got drunk but im glad he got electricuted..LOL


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    What's ZunePhone? LOL


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    yeah, that Santa is a playa … that's how he rolls


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