Recap: Week Of April 12 – plus Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 12: Technology Gone Bad – Allow Sex Offenders To Determine Your Location

April 13: App Store First – Videos Of Hot Chicks Farting

April 14: 69 Cents iPad Stand Of Awesomeness – It’s Awesome!

April 15: George Michael Embraces Technology, Uses Grindr iPhone App

April 15: Oh Look! The iPad Can Print!

April 16: Escape Reality, Become Tom Cruise – Tiki Bar For iPhone

April 17: Thumpies For iPhone & iPad Flat Out Rocks, Rolls & Even Thumps

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Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks

So did you hear Adobe launched the new Photoshop CS5 this week? Yeah, it’s supposed to be awesome … filled with a ton of new bells and whistles that perform magic on your images. One of the new tricks in Photoshop CS5 is the Content Aware Filter … just select an object and delete out of your picture. The program uses surrounding pixels to fill in the missing data … incredibly accurate and awesome!

Uh … hold on a second. Of course the real litmus test is if Photoshop can remove the dress of a hot chick and reveal her boobies. Hmmm … content aware breasts? … not so much!  

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Comments

  • No_Tie

    …maybe that's what she really looks like, without the dress?

    did ya ever think of that?

  • of course, we get a visit from the Adobe patrol.

    yes, her breasts look like flesh pudding, for sure! 🙂

  • i been using photoshop for a log time and i know i can do a better job this automatic crapp filter adobe added to CS5.

  • and cheaper too 😉

  • Indeed! i used CS3 for everything and it works best.

  • wondroushippo

    DO NOT WANT.

  • What? No attraction to pudding boobs?;)

  • wondroushippo

    Yeah, I tend to be more a fan of shapely boobs.

    Boob-shaped pudding I'm fine with though.


    Carter Dotson
    Executive Editor, http://theportablegamer.com
    Twitter: @wondroushippo | @portablegamer | @portablepodcast
    Skype: wondroushippo
    Sent from my iPad

  • LMAO … fair enough 🙂

  • wondroushippo

    DO NOT WANT.

  • What? No attraction to pudding boobs?;)

  • wondroushippo

    Yeah, I tend to be more a fan of shapely boobs.

    Boob-shaped pudding I'm fine with though.


    Carter Dotson
    Executive Editor, http://theportablegamer.com
    Twitter: @wondroushippo | @portablegamer | @portablepodcast
    Skype: wondroushippo
    Sent from my iPad

  • LMAO … fair enough 🙂