BOINK – Using Bump Technology For Sex

Bump-Logo Ever hear of Bump? No … we’re not talking about the 1970s dance fad of bumping hips … we’re talking iPhone app. Bump is a very cool data swapping application released in March 2009. To use Bump, simply hold your iPhone and “bump” hands with another Bump user (sort of like a “fist bump” or “knuckles”) to instantly exchange contact information, photos or even become Facebook friends.

Recently the developers of Bump opened up their iPhone API … in non-geek terms that means anyone can now use the mobile data swapping technology in their own apps. For example, the PayPal iPhone app is equipped with Bump technology … you can now pay someone money just by banging iPhones.

Bump really is awesome … but we know what you’re thinking … exchanging phone numbers, photos or even paying someone money = BORING! Well whatever, let us introduce you to a more titillating application powered by Bump … BOINK.

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Categorized as a social networking app, BOINK is the latest and greatest in high tech hook-up. With BOINK, users are assured to find their ideal sexmate … just input your sexual preferences, BOINK with potential mates and find out if you’re a match. As the app’s descriptions says …

No more wasting time with partners that don’t like the same things you do or share similar fetishes. Now you can know what you are getting into before you even unzip your pants.

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Since sexual preferences play an integral role of finding the ideal booty call, BOINK has 6 categories of bedroom bliss … Kissing, Foreplay, Oral, Sex Style, Positions and Fetishes. Within each category, there are a number of “activities” which the user rates … Oral activities include giving, receiving and anilingus … while Fetishes include candle wax, whips and urination.

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LMAO, people boinking iPhones to solicit intercourse … oh my, what has Apple done?!? One word of advice … a strong like for the whole urination fetish thing – probably won’t get you many boinks … better off seeking a pee-pee partner on Craigslist.

May 20, 2010 | Filed Under Social 

Comments

  • whitestripes16

    This has got to be the most kinkiest, funniest iPhone app I've ever seen. It's totally an X-rated version of Bump. My co-workers have been Boinking in the office- just for laughs- if you try it you'd be surprised with who you're compatible with! Hilarious to the nth degree. What's cool is- it never reveals your actual sex preferences, you just boink phones and it gives a recommendation. I use this purely for entertainment value, great for parties.
    ((( Boink)))

  • agreed, it's nice to keep our urination fetish a secret 😉 enough
    said … BLINK rocks!

  • Danny

    I'm surprised this was accepted by apple. Explicit to say the least. What a great idea for an app lol.

    Cheers

    Dan

  • it seems Apple does not have a problem if the explicit content is in
    form of words … pictures are a different thing … whatever the real
    policy is, comes off as vague and inconsistent.

  • Danny

    I'm surprised this was accepted by apple. Explicit to say the least. What a great idea for an app lol.

    Cheers

    Dan

  • it seems Apple does not have a problem if the explicit content is in
    form of words … pictures are a different thing … whatever the real
    policy is, comes off as vague and inconsistent.

  • polygarix

    Yeah, pictures are one thing- words are another. Have you seen the amount of sex position apps available?
    I'm really walking a grey line with apple on our game “My Virtual Girlfriend” the update includes lingerie. Hopefully apple won't reject because of this.