Three iPhone Apps That Prove Soccer Fans Are FREAKS

freak-soccer-fan We’re not really sure why soccer fans get such a bad rap. Hell, there’s even a disturbing term for them … “hooligans”. WTF is that about – harsh! What’s wrong with soccer fans throwing bags of urine at opposing players? What’s wrong with soccer fans running naked on the the pitch during gameplay? (speaking of – football pitch? … freaks … it’s called a soccer field, get your sports right) What’s wrong with getting beyond drunk, vandalizing property and starting fights? Poor soccer fans … always getting a bad rap! 

And the shitty soccer fan stereotype continues onto the iPhone with a hat trick of apps looking to leverage World Cup mania and take advantage of Psycho The Soccer Fan … VoodooProof Football, Voodoo Soccer and WCVoodoo.

VoodooProof Football

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As you can probably figure out, pretty basic KRAPPS. Just check out a few of the descriptions …

Express your World Cup rage through your fingertips by getting back at any player, referee, manager or goalkeeper that deserves it. Torture their voodoo avatar every time they miss or make a goal, it’s is up to you.

Need that little bit of extra luck for your team? Then this is the app for you. Choose the opponent team by flag or country name and then "pin" down your opponent with the Voodoo doll.

Support your team by collecting voodoo points within 8 striking voodoo rituals! Smash the enemy by celebrating black voodoo actions! Each match of the world cup will be influenced by football voodoo. The voodoo score will show the real balance of power. From now on till the final whistle blows you are in charge – together with thousands of football voodoo masters.

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Funny thing is, we attempted to find Voodoo Baseball, Voodoo Basketball, Voodoo Hockey and just about every other voodoo sport app we could think of … nothing, nada, zilch. Yeah, so maybe it is true … soccer fans are indeed freaks and their apps prove it.

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June 11, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Sports 

Comments

  • Amerifags

    What the fuck. Football is the right term for soccer. You amerifags are stupid. YOU KICK THE BALL WITH YOUR FOOT THEREFORE IT'S FOOTBALL. Join the rest of the world and call it FOOTBALL.

  • LOL … calm down eurotwat … we were just screwing around with our
    non-US readers, it's called a sense of humor … now come over a
    little closer so we can throw a urine bag at you!

  • Amerifags

    What the fuck. Football is the right term for soccer. You amerifags are stupid. YOU KICK THE BALL WITH YOUR FOOT THEREFORE IT'S FOOTBALL. Join the rest of the world and call it FOOTBALL.

  • LOL … calm down eurotwat … we were just screwing around with our
    non-US readers, it's called a sense of humor … now come over a
    little closer so we can throw a urine bag at you!