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Judging The Cover


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caddyshack-poopie So my 4-year old daughter constantly bugs me … “daddy, can I play with your iPhone” – “daddy, I want my iPhone” … I mean WTH? How is Apple marketing to young children? Did they take out a major media buy on Nickelodeon or something? Does Apple place subliminal messages in Yo Gabba Gabba!? Probably … but whatever. The other day I downloaded this app and thought of my annoying daughter … figured I’d let her try it to stop the bugging. So she’s sitting there all happy and giggling and stuff … then all of a sudden she let’s out a huge shreek … “DADDY, THERE IS POOPIE IN YOUR iPHONE!” Again, WTH? Did Apple stoop to another low and approve a poop app? Obviously wouldn’t be a surprise. So we checked it out  and dang, they did … Apple approved a poop app!

EDITORS NOTE: While the above story is purely fiction (it didn’t happen), we can easily see this scenario occurring … people – be careful out there in App Land!

SoftServeTweet Did Apple approve a KRAPPS cousin – a POOP app? Well sort of. The clever folks at Ziconic recently launched the SoftServe app. An innocent enough app where the user creates a soft serve ice cream … adjusting its curvature, length and thickness. SoftServe can create four flavors: French Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate and Chocolate Fudge. And there’s the problem … that darn Chocolate Fudge. Folks … this ain’t no ordinary soft serve iPhone app … this is really the iPoop app – where you can create poops of any thickness, curvature or length. EWWW! GROSS! LOL … exactly! Hey, Ziconic isn’t claiming the gold medal of app creations (just check out their Twitter tweet above) … but you got to give them credit for giving us another opportunity to laugh at Apple’s approval process. Or better yet, like the Japanese blogger below (translation courtesy of Google Translate), laughing at people who just totally missed the boat on this app thinking it has a defective Chocolate Fudge rendering.

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And finally, for all those folks out there who thought there was poop floating in the swimming pool while really it was just a Baby Ruth … don’t judge an app by its cover!


FREE SoftServe App To KRAPPS Viewers!

The folks at Ziconic (follow on Twitter @ziconic) were kind enough to provide codes which will allow KRAPPS viewers to download SoftServe for FREE. Simply be one of the first 5 viewers to leave a comment at the end of this article and we will email you the code.

Comments

  • Comedypace

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    Poop is cool!!!

  • Comedypace

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    Poop is cool!!!

  • Manutdfan539

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    Ok, usually I have a witty comment, but Im out of em'

  • Manutdfan539

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    Ok, usually I have a witty comment, but Im out of em'


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    Just be thankful that the app wasn't called “Hard Pack”!


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    Just be thankful that the app wasn't called “Hard Pack”!

  • daren771

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    It certainly looks fun playing and designing the poop.

  • daren771

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    It certainly looks fun playing and designing the poop.

  • Kreepsville

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    poop?? bahahahahaha it looks intresting,,,,,,,

  • Kreepsville

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    poop?? bahahahahaha it looks intresting,,,,,,,


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Similar to the 13th American Idol contestant (go Anoop-Dog!), we have a 6th iPoop … errr … SoftServe app promo code … next comment receive the 6th and final SoftServe app.


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    Similar to the 13th American Idol contestant (go Anoop-Dog!), we have a 6th iPoop … errr … SoftServe app promo code … next comment receives the 6th and final SoftServe app.

  • frozenlava

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    wow… gross, but i still want it haha

  • frozenlava

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    wow… gross, but i still want it haha


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    Excellent … we have our 6th and final winner … thank you all!


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    Excellent … we have our 6th and final winner … thank you all!


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    Just be thankful that the app wasn't called “Hard Pack”!

  • daren771

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    It certainly looks fun playing and designing the poop.

  • Kreepsville

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    poop?? bahahahahaha it looks intresting,,,,,,,


  • Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    Similar to the 13th American Idol contestant (go Anoop-Dog!), we have a 6th iPoop … errr … SoftServe app promo code … next comment receives the 6th and final SoftServe app.

  • frozenlava

    Warning: Use of undefined constant user_level - assumed 'user_level' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /nfs/c04/h04/mnt/66964/domains/krapps.com/html/wp-content/plugins/ultimate-google-analytics/ultimate_ga.php on line 524

    wow… gross, but i still want it haha


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    Excellent … we have our 6th and final winner … thank you all!


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