Happy Thanksgiving! – We’re Talking To You!

Here in the United States we are celebrating Thanksgiving. So we figured this would be a perfect opportunity to acknowledge and thank you … our loyal KRAPPS viewers.

With hundreds of iPhone sites to choose from, it is an honor that you hang out in our little corner of the Internet. <wiping tear from eye> The response to KRAPPS over the past 2 years has been tremendous … and we cherish every one of your visits and will strive to continue serving only the crappiest of what the App Store has to offer.

Have a great Thanksgiving – YOU ROCK!

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Oksana Grigorieva Used An iPhone To Record Mel Gibson’s Rage

Wow, talk about product placement … this iPhone endorsement by Oksana Grigorieva on last week’s Larry King Live show is eerily perfect!


Last summer a series of taped phone calls between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva were released … in which Mel goes off on his ex-girlfriend in a racist, profanity-laced tirade. Well it turns out Oksana used the native iPhone app “Voice Memos” to record those calls …

Larry: How are they [the recordings] so technically good?
Oksana: They’re not THAT good. It’s just…
Larry: They’re pretty good.
Oksana: Really?
Larry: Don’t you think? You had a home machine?
Oksana: No, it’s not a machine it’s an iPhone. There’s an application called Voice Memos… He – I use it for…
Larry: This is all from a little iPhone?
Oksana: It’s all from a little iPhone, yes.
Larry: You just sold a lot of iPhones. That’s pretty good quality.

To get the complete “There’s An App For That” effect … click here and watch 13:40 to 14:00 of the Larry King Live show with Oksana Grigorieva on YouTube.

[via Macenstein]

When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses – plus Recap Week Of November 15

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 15: LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

November 16: New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?

November 17: iGrow Male Enhancement App Adds Length & Girth To Your Penis

November 18: Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

November 19: Green Lantern iPhone iOS 4 Lock & Home Screen Wallpaper Pack [Download]

November 20: The Power Of Sushi – Does It Sell iPhone Apps?


When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses

What do you get when you cross Star Wars with a Disney Princess? Epic mashups by deviantART member JosephB222. Click here for more Sith Princesses by Joseph. 

Darth Snow White


Darth Belle


Darth Ariel


Green Lantern iPhone iOS 4 Lock & Home Screen Wallpaper Pack [Download]

Green-Lantern-iPhone-1 In honor of the much anticipated “Green Lantern” movie trailer (how’s that for buzz – even the trailer is being anticipated) debuting today in theaters with the premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (name = annoying) … we proudly present the Green Lantern iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpaper combo-pack.

Get ready now for next summer’s blockbuster “Green Lantern” movie (arriving June 17, 2011) by downloading this super sexy lock screen wallpaper … along with the matching home screen version.

Oh – and if you’re not planning to see the new Harry Potter film, check out the “Green Lantern” trailer below, shown earlier this week on Entertainment Tonight … should be epic!

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]


Green Lantern iPhone Lock


Green Lantern iPhone Home

Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

B.M. Worldwide (aka Brand Ambassador Group) is an iPhone application publishing company … and a stellar one at that! Their list of App Store contributions are quite impressive:

– Plants vs. Zombies knock-off … “Zombies vs. Bushes”
– Angry Birds knock-off … “The Angry Bird”
– Super hero sex app … “Super Hero Sex
– A non-functioning “Coffee Warmer” app
– A penis enlargement app … “iGrow Male Enhancement
– Tons of 5th grade programming level soundboards





B.M. Worldwide has about 50 applications for sale … with an average rating of 1.5 stars and typical user comments as seen below …



Basically every app from B.M. Worldwide should be featured here on KRAPPS … enough material to cover the next 3 months. But rather than play favorites … we’ll just leave you with some eye candy, courtesy of B.M. Worldwide’s … Pocket Boyfriend – Stan The Man.



New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?

Crappy knock-offs can be quite comical. A simple letter change produces hysterical as … “Dolce & Banana” – “Adidaz” – “Cerona” – “Numa”.

dolce-and-banana  adidaz

numa  cerona-beer

Now you would expect to see these counterfeit brands traveling through Southeast Asia … but certainly not in the Apple controlled App Store, right? Haha … guess again! “Doodle Jumper” – “Doodle Drop” – “Pocket Devil” … and more, all approved by the keen folks at Apple (who apparently are not concerned with copyright infringements in their Thailand-like App Store).



But why stop at Doodle Jump and Pocket God? If you’re trying to profit from someone’s App Store fame, choose the best-selling mobile game ever – Angry Birds. Totally makes $en$e … just change one letter and Apple approves … Angry Birdz. [Calling dibs now -> Fruit Ninjaz, Kut The Rope and Tetriz]



“The all new Angry Birdz app is here!” … like it’s a bitching upgraded version of the real Angry Birds or something … LOL.

Or better yet … how about this gem from the app’s description …


LMAO – nah, no coincidence at all … naming your game almost exactly after the most popular App Store game ever. Yeah, thanks for the reassurance Dolce & Banana!

It looks like Apple has pulled Angry Birdz for the second time already. We’re not exactly sure about the logic of allowing Angry Birdz back into the App Store, but that’s exactly what happened. The app was launched on Nov. 12 for the bargain price of $9.99. Pulled a few hours later … but reappeared on Nov. 14 at $0.99. Now Angry Birdz is gone … and following Apple’s brilliance, will probably be back shortly as a free app.

And in case you missed this wonderful scam and chance to throw away your money … below are a couple more blatant Angry Birds rip-offs … “Angry Solider” and “The Angry Bird”.




LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

If you have any bit of geek in you … then you must check out the very cool design and web-development website Smashing Magazine. More specifically and for some geek humor, check out the Smashing Cartoons section filled with clever and hysterical commentary about the current geek world.

Below are a few of our favorite cartoons … iPhone-related, of course.

This one seems a little harsh. Sure chicks dig us because we use the iPhone … but the real reason for ownership is the bajillion fart apps (and the Butt Scan app, of course!).


Since you’re already here, you should be well aware that the App Store has its fair share of problems with stupid, strange and overtly sexual applications. But rest assured, this is nothing compared to what goes on in the Android Market. Here’s one of the tamer examples … Masturbator Pro – the description reads: “With Masturbator Pro your cellphone becomes an excellent self-pleasure tool. You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!”


Apple’s stock is at an all-time high … the iPad is a huge financial success and causing PC market pain … zombie loyal fanboys keep camping in overnight lines to secure the latest iPhone edition. Yeah, pretty much anything Apple touches turns to gold … so this scenario would certainly not be surprising.


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