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When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses – plus Recap Week Of November 15


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November 15: LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

November 16: New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?

November 17: iGrow Male Enhancement App Adds Length & Girth To Your Penis

November 18: Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

November 19: Green Lantern iPhone iOS 4 Lock & Home Screen Wallpaper Pack [Download]

November 20: The Power Of Sushi – Does It Sell iPhone Apps?

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When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses

What do you get when you cross Star Wars with a Disney Princess? Epic mashups by deviantART member JosephB222. Click here for more Sith Princesses by Joseph. 

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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8


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November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App

November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)

November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points

November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course

November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]

November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]

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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In

[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!

We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!

Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.

Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.

#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.

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#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill. 

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#3 – Jeep Wrangler: Any Year … just like making love outdoors.

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#4 – GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban … why limit this vehicle to sex? hell, a family of four could live comfortably in it.

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#5 – Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation … mini-vans = little kids – ewww, no thanks!

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Sexy Leaf Shirts, Huh? – plus Recap Week Of November 1


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November 1: Nude Runner Girl Edition Streaks To The #1 Overall FREE App

November 2: Milk A Cow With Your iPhone – Sure, Why Not? [Video]

November 3: App Sends Push Notification When Your Penis Is Ready For Sex

November 4: Hallelujah! See Jesus App Lets You See Jesus!

November 5: iPhone Developer Honest About His Crap App

November 6: Hysterically Disturbing ‘I Got An iPhone’ Music Video

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Go Green With These Leaf T-Shirts

Look, don’t get us wrong … we’re totally up for going green, hugging trees and saving the planet. But just because something is eco friendly, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s all good.

Take for example these designer leaf shirts (yes – LEAVES – like you are wearing them) called “Zero Footprint Shirt” by artist Dave Rittinger. Sure they are completely handmade using glue to hold them together, but come on … really?

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[via Threadspot]

Antoine Dogson – LMAO, Get It? DOGson … plus Recap Week Of October 25


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October 25: Masturbation & Ejaculation Found In Talking Chuck Boy iPhone App [Video]

October 26: Girls With Guns Applications – Then And Now

October 27: Angry Birds iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection & More [Downloads]

October 28: Revenge Of The Nerds On Steve Jobs [Comic]

October 29: Doodle Jump iOS 4 iPhone Wallpaper Collection From Lima Sky [Downloads]

October 30: All You Zombies, Show Your Faces [Zombie Escape Review]

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Antoine Dogson – Best. Pet. Costume. Ever!

Ok we admit, we’re not big fans of dressing dogs in outfits and costumes (they’re freaking dogs – and they told us it humiliates them) … but this Antoine Dogson spotted at New York City’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade is funnier than shit! Bitch even has a Facebook page … run and tell that, homeboy!

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[via Buzzfeed]

Want This Digestive System Plush Doll By Yakult – plus Recap Week Of October 18


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October 18: No Ordinary Fart App, Fartify Turns Farts Into Art!

October 19: Eminem, Kardashain & Others Become Bieber With Bieber Hair App

October 20: Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App

October 21: Two More Excellent Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers [Download]

October 22: Woman Considers Lawsuit After Being Featured In Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ App

October 23: Best Technology Headline Ever!

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Want This Plush So Bad!

OMG … totally want the cuddly pink digestive system plush doll from the new Yakult yogurt drink campaign “Love Your Insides”. Unfortunately Yakult is too busy making healthy drinks and have failed to begin production on this epic toy. We contacted Yakult with our dismay and upon receipt, will report their response (come on Yakult … these would make perfect Christmas gifts!).

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In the meantime, you can enjoy this little digestive dude in his infamous TV commercial called “True Love” … what would I do, without a friend like you?

Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk [Video] – plus Recap Week Of October 11


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October 11: Chocolate, Cork Board & Bonsai Garden – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

October 12: For Only $40 This App Will Help You Become An Asshole

October 13: App Lets You Polish A Three Dimensional Turd – Why? [Now FREE]

October 14: First Grab Bag App Now Available – Will Anyone Buy It? [Mystery App]

October 15: Because Hot Chicks Smoking Cigarettes Make Us Horny – Smoking Girls App

October 16: Danger! Dodgeball, Will Robinson [App Review]

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Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk

Don’t worry if it’s real or fake (can be argued either way). Just enjoy these two Russian models who bear a striking resemblance to Ivan Drago in Rocky IV … I Must Break You! 

WTF, Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats – plus Recap Week Of October 4


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October 4: Destroy Bedroom Spontaneity With The Sex Organizer App

October 5: How To Spot An iPad Owner [Cartoon]

October 6: HELP! There’s A Transvestite Trapped In My iPhone – PeekaBoo Tranny App

October 7: Really Apple? ‘Lesbian Videos’ And ‘Breast Videos’ Approved For Sale

October 8: Jersey Shore Photo App, Jersify, Is Now FREE [T-Shirt Giveaways]

October 9: Zombies Ate My Baby – We Bought This App Solely Based On Its Name

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Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats [DIY]

Hooray … Halloween is exactly three weeks away! And now is the perfect time to enjoy some lovely Halloween arts and crafts … which can then be used to decorate your home. We found the following creations on TamponCrafts.com … which contains step-by-step directions for making your own Tampons of Terror. Meh … who needs legos when you have tampons!

Tampon Ghost
Some glue, some wiggle eyes … and BOO … you are good to go.

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Tampon Bat
Talk about resourceful, this one even uses the plastic applicator to create the bat’s head.

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