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Santa Barf vs. Farting Santa – Pick Your Holiday Poison [Painful Videos]

Oh my … the holiday joys of the App Store. Go ahead, pick your pa-rum-pa-pum-pum poison …

Santa Barf
or
Farting Santa

And please, don’t act so surprised … of course these exist for the iPhone!

Santa Barf by Paul Schreiber

Farting Santa by mySebPro

December 7, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | Leave a Comment

Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Goes Ballistic [Video] – plus Recap Week Of November 29

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 29: Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder Song Now An iPhone Game [Video]

November 30: Previous Overtly Sexual App Returns As Wallpaper App – Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper

December 1: Get The Holiday Spirit With These iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpapers [Download]

December 2: Developer Slams Angry Birds & Doodle Jump To Help Promote App

December 3: Apple Approves Orgasm Radio – Streaming Live Sex & Live Orgasms

December 4: Those Birds May Be Angry, But These Trucks Are Evil [Trucks and Skulls Review]

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The Boy Is Mine! … No Mine! … No Mine!

LMAO – hate it when this happens.

December 5, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 1 Comment

Those Birds May Be Angry, But These Trucks Are Evil [Trucks and Skulls Review]

(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)

I am enamored with the physics shooter puzzle type of game and Appy Entertainment has delivered a whole lotta love in spades with whipped cream on top for their recent releases of Trucks and Skulls [iTunes $0.99] / Trucks and Skulls HD [iTunes $1.99]. The premise is that the player is given a set of trucks to decimate the smirking skulls. Why? Why Not, I say. Each truck has a particular set of characteristics and using them to the best of their abilities is key to scoring big. Varying the power and angle of the delivery are the only controls to master.

Like most games these days, the player is given a few easy levels to get their sea legs, but the puzzles ramp up in difficulty after that. With each successive level, new concepts are added: some are new defenses for the skulls and some are new types of trucks to counteract those defenses.

At first, it makes sense to have the trucks flying through the air at the targets. About eight levels in I looked at the screen and thought it would make more sense for the truck to travel over the ground. Sure enough, I just pointed the launcher at it’s lowest possible angle and voila, the truck sped off as trucks often do. It was at this point that I was hooked. Appy has delivered a game that gets high marks in my book for originality and attention to detail.

OK, so what’s different between the iPhone and iPad versions? Plenty, as I soon found out. While the standard game is quite enjoyable on the iPhone, the HD version really shines on the iPad. View the game field big and bold, or pinch it down to get the full picture. And then there’s the level editor… Yes, you heard me correctly… a level editor. Build your own dastardly creations and share them with others.

This is the first game I’ve seen that has a screenshot button as well. When you take a screenshot this way, it gets a cool frame and you can share it with your friends. Of course, bold visuals need bold music and the screaming guitar soundtrack fits right in as you travel from Hell’s Highway to the Haunted Wasteland. At 99 cents [iTunes] for the iPhone and $1.99 [iTunes] for the iPad, these games are a screaming deal, firing on all cylinders.

December 4, 2010 | Filed Under anti-KRAPPS, Games, Guest Authors | 19 Comments

Apple Approves Orgasm Radio – Streaming Live Sex & Live Orgasms

“We have decided to remove any
overtly sexual content from the App Store”

The above announcement appeared in an official Apple email last February … informing developers that their overtly sexual iPhone applications were being removed from sale due to a reversal of policy. Over 5,000 apps were banned over the course of one weekend.

“We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone.”

And that would be the famous Steve Jobs statement from last April.

And finally, the above would be Orgasm Radio … an application Apple approved just last week.

LMAO – nice to see Apple doing such a great job maintaining their “moral responsibility.” Want an app that is clearly overtly sexual, just check out Orgasm Radio’s description …

Launch Orgasm Radio and you’ll be treated to LIVE SEX and LIVE ORGASMS (yeah right)! Amazing how Apple deemed Orgasm Radio (advertised as “radio porn”) tame enough for their puritan App Store as the app reads like a marquee found on San Francisco’s red-light district Broadway Street. Perhaps Apple now feels porn is morally acceptable … just as long as you’re not watching it.

Brace yourselves … Apple’s new moral interpretation should certainly open the door for such “radio” applications as Doctor Drew’s Loveline, KOME and Playboy Radio … LOL!

December 3, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 3 Comments

Developer Slams Angry Birds & Doodle Jump To Help Promote App

Memo to developers … choose your words wisely. Slamming someone else’s application and customers within your app’s description makes you look like a TOTAL ASS …

LMAO …

This is not Doodle Jump or Angry Birds
but a serious app for success!

Ouch … boy those God’s-gift-to-earth ABuzz developers really know how to stick it to us childish loser gamers.

December 2, 2010 | Filed Under News, Utilities | 5 Comments

Get The Holiday Spirit With These iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpapers [Download]

Now that the Christmas holiday season are upon us … what better way to show your spirit than with the iPhone? Unless you’re a total scrooge, trimming your home screen with any of the iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpapers below is the perfect way to celebrate. Each wallpaper is 640×960 in size … so they’ll look especially glorious on your iPhone 4. Enjoy!