Previous Overtly Sexual App Returns As Wallpaper App – Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper

Back in the good old days, when Apple approved such crap as “Asian Bikini Fart”, “Epic Boobs” and “Girls In Hand Bras” … there was a certain overtly sexual application catering to rednecks. Simply put, Busted Hot featured mug shots of hot chicks.

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Since then, Busted Hot has been removed in the Great App Store Cleanup conducted by Apple in January 2010 … or has it?

Under the guise of an iPhone wallpaper application, Busted Hot has reared its ugly head … Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper.

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With Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper it’s basically … same shit, different day. Pictures of women taken from law enforcement databases … packaged into an iPhone application … and sold for profit. Joy!

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Not sure what Apple is smoking these days … but if previously banned products can now return as wallpaper, we should shortly see an onslaught of Drunken Girls and Beautiful Boobs WALLPAPER applications.

November 30, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 2 Comments 

Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder Song Now An iPhone Game [Video]

He’s climbin in your windows – He’s snatchin your people up …
Hide your kids, hide your wife – Hide your kids, hide your wife

antoinedodson We freaking love Antoine Dodson and the Bed Intruder Song. Headline reads – “Bed Intruder Singer Moves Family Into New And Safer Home” … hells yeah! Dude goes from living in the projects … preventing a rape … going off in a local news interview … getting auto-tuned … Internet fame … Billboard Hot 100 … all the way to a brand new home. Atta boy Antoine!

And as the world takes notice of Antoine … so do app developers. Shortly after Antoine’s rise to fame, Bed Intruder Song soundboards began appearing in the App Store. Currently there are about a dozen of these soundboard applications available for the iPhone … allowing users to enjoy their favorite lines from Antoine right in the palm of their hand.

Meh, soundboards are so last month … the first Bed Intruder Song iPhone game has appeared for sale, appropriately called … Bed Intruders.

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Bed Intruders mirrors the events from last July, in Hunstville, Alabama … where an intruder climbed through a bedroom window and attempted to rape Antoine’s sister Kelly. Only this time, Antoine is standing over Kelly’s bed, armed with a baseball bat … beating the shit out of those bastard intruders.

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The game has this 8-bit tower defense retro feel and is integrated with OpenFeint providing leaderboards and 14 hysterical achievements like … “Got Yo T-Shirt” – defeat 200 intruders in one game … “You So Dumb, So Dumb” – losing a game … and “Snatched Yo Wife”.

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Since Bed Intruders is not an “officially endorsed” application, the natural in-game music of Bed Intruder Song has been omitted (thus avoiding copyright issues) … however the developer (Mighty Rabbit Studios) is attempting to contact Antoine’s peeps in efforts to collaborate and include the must-have soundtrack.

Which brings up an even better idea … the Bed Intruder Song franchise! Besides video games, we can see Antoine Dodson figurines, plush toys, cereal, comic books, candy bars, trading cards and of course the ultimate … a Hollywood Motion Picture called “Run And Tell That, Homeboy!”

November 29, 2010 | Filed Under Games | Leave a Comment 

iPhone Sucks Compared To The Manslater [Video] – plus Recap Week Of November 22

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 22: Pee Monkey Plant Bloom Sprays iPhone With More Golden Shower Goodness!

November 23: Hypnotherapy iPhone App Enlarges Your Penis [Amazing Video]

November 24: Oksana Grigorieva Used An iPhone To Record Mel Gibson’s Rage

November 25: Happy Thanksgiving! – We’re Talking To You!

November 26: Sperm Tic-Tac-Toe For iPhone … Enough Said [Video]

November 27: Turn Your iPad Into A Real Live Pinball Machine

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Damn … sure wish there was an app for that!

November 28, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 1 Comment 

Turn Your iPad Into A Real Live Pinball Machine

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That seems to be the motto over at New Potato Technologies. These folks are just not satisfied with the iPhone and have launched a series of “appcessories”. With applications and physical add-ons from the company, you can turn your iPhone into a cycling computer, universal remote control or a slot machine. Our favorite appcessory is Pinball Magic … download the free corresponding app, slide your iPhone into a miniature cabinet and your iPhone is transformed into a realistic pinball machine … complete with a physical plunger and paddle buttons.

And now the iPhone’s big brother will be getting some arcade love as well … Pinball Magic for iPad!

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Given its size, an iPad pinball machine totally makes sense. Larger paddle buttons and plunger increases the playability of this appcessory … plus it would look so damn cute proudly displayed in your home.

Brookstone.com has the iPad Pinball Magic appcessory for sale at $80 (iPhone version $40) … and makes a cheaper, unobtrusive alternative to having a full-blown pinball machine in the middle of your living room.

[via Oh Gizmo!]

November 27, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment 

Sperm Tic-Tac-Toe For iPhone … Enough Said [Video]

That’s strange! Just the other day we were thinking … what the App Store really needs is a tic-tac-toe game which uses sperm. Damn … thanks Apple for approving yet another stellar app! Sperm Tris … how did we ever live without it?

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And be sure not to miss the action-packed Sperm Tris video below … it really conveys just how stupid epic this app really is!

November 26, 2010 | Filed Under Games | Leave a Comment 

Happy Thanksgiving! – We’re Talking To You!

Here in the United States we are celebrating Thanksgiving. So we figured this would be a perfect opportunity to acknowledge and thank you … our loyal KRAPPS viewers.

With hundreds of iPhone sites to choose from, it is an honor that you hang out in our little corner of the Internet. <wiping tear from eye> The response to KRAPPS over the past 2 years has been tremendous … and we cherish every one of your visits and will strive to continue serving only the crappiest of what the App Store has to offer.

Have a great Thanksgiving – YOU ROCK!

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November 25, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment 

Oksana Grigorieva Used An iPhone To Record Mel Gibson’s Rage

Wow, talk about product placement … this iPhone endorsement by Oksana Grigorieva on last week’s Larry King Live show is eerily perfect!

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Last summer a series of taped phone calls between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva were released … in which Mel goes off on his ex-girlfriend in a racist, profanity-laced tirade. Well it turns out Oksana used the native iPhone app “Voice Memos” to record those calls …

Larry: How are they [the recordings] so technically good?
Oksana: They’re not THAT good. It’s just…
Larry: They’re pretty good.
Oksana: Really?
Larry: Don’t you think? You had a home machine?
Oksana: No, it’s not a machine it’s an iPhone. There’s an application called Voice Memos… He – I use it for…
Larry: This is all from a little iPhone?
Oksana: It’s all from a little iPhone, yes.
Larry: You just sold a lot of iPhones. That’s pretty good quality.

To get the complete “There’s An App For That” effect … click here and watch 13:40 to 14:00 of the Larry King Live show with Oksana Grigorieva on YouTube.

[via Macenstein]

November 24, 2010 | Filed Under News | 5 Comments 

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