A Collection Of Ridiculous iPhone Boob Apps

A couple of months ago, we ran a story … “Boobs” – The App Store’s New Buzzword … in which we detailed Apple lightening up and allowing developers to use the word “boobs” in app titles. At that time, there were only four apps which contained the word “boob” in their title. Two months later … surprise, surprise … nearly 100.

Now we get the whole “man’s fascination with boobs” thing … or maybe it’s the new German study which concludes – stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day increases your life span. But we also find it hysterical how a pair of mammary glands can reduce the male species to a bunch of blubbering morons. And of course developers are attempting to take advantage of these Pavlov dogs by publishing some absolutely stellar boob apps.

Boobs & Explosions – Because “the man favorite combo” of hearing crazy explosions while staring at boobs makes us feel like … well … manly men.

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A Free Boob App – Marketing 101 states your product should have a clear and effective name … probably not the best idea to take this advice too literally.

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Boob News – One can never have enough “high quality and the most informative boob news and articles from around the world”!

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Boobs² and Boobs³ – Decisions, decisions … Boobs Squared or Boobs Cubed? Not sure if the folks at Feather & Moor were just trying to one-up developer Ben Cousins or if they have some disturbing cyborg fetish going on. EWWW!

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Boob Trading Cards – We’ll trade our Britney Spears boob card for your Kim Kardashian boob card … deal?

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Comments

  • Boob News = Awesomeness, dude WTF? that girl has 3 Tities? that's fucken hardcore.

  • three boobies – thinking some plastic surgery went awfully wrong … yikes!

  • Boob News = Awesomeness, dude WTF? that girl has 3 Tities? that's fucken hardcore.

  • three boobies – thinking some plastic surgery went awfully wrong … yikes!

  • If you get tired of Boobies, get Snappy Ass !
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8ahsdQ5cI