“We’re Not On Drugs” – Developer Challenges Our Claims
Back in August, we ran a story about Raoul The Dancing Pancake … an iPhone app, which oddly enough, features a dancing pancake. In addition to dance, this freaking pancake sings and has wild mood swings … piss the pancake off and it whistles. We claimed that this uber-bizarro app surely had to be the result of “Developer On Drugs” syndrome.
Well a few weeks after we published the moody dancing pancake article, “Harry Works” left the following comment:
Hello I am the creator of the app raoul the dancing pancake. I would like to point out that none of this is true! We had nothing to do with stanford, we were not hi, and children love our app!
Hmmm … none of this is true? Harry The Developer is not on drugs? Ok … fair enough. We were going to take Harry’s word for it, but then he came out with his next offering … another dancing app. This one even more bizarre than the first … Carl The Dancing Peanut.
Now this time, instead of just describing in words this happy angry whistling like a teapot dancing peanut … we shot a demo video. Hopefully a visual representation of Carl The Dancing Peanut will clear the “bong air”, so to speak. [editor’s note – our apologies for the loud hyena-like outburst in the beginning of the clip … quality hired help is tough to find.)
Ok Harry The Developer, put down the bong pipe and listen up. First of all, that is a dancing Martian. Last time we checked, peanuts do not have green antennas … Martians do. We know this for a fact, we have lots of Martian friends. Second, peanuts do not have a penis … Martians do. So when you flick a peanut in the nuts <see what we did there>, nothing happens … however flicking a Martian in the balls inflicts severe pain as noted in our Dancing Peanut video. And finally, the peanut is a species in the legume family … meaning it’s an inanimate object. Inanimate objects, like peanuts, do not have emotions or names like Carl. Martians have emotions … again, we know this because one of our Martian friends is Carl The Martian and he’s a moody son of a bitch.
Anyways, whatever. We’re tired of talking about Carl and speculating if some magic dragon was involved in the creation of this so-called peanut Martian. We’re off to Honalee to hang with our good friend Jackie Paper. CYA!
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