Could’ve Been Ugly

lesdeux1 Wow! What a weekend … talk about nuts. Party- Party – Party … oh yeah, we da cool party people … checking out all the hot hunnies while we do the clubbing scene. Need to drink lots of water today … head is still full of cobwebs – ouch. Heck, can’t even remember half the things we did … like everything is in a fog. But it’s all good … we da cool party people.

And boy did we get lucky this weekend. There’s this app that came out on Friday and we’re telling you – it totally saved our butts. Without this app, who knows what might of happened this weekend. It could have gotten really ugly (and we mean that literally – ha! ha! – we cool).

You see, the gifted developers at Hive Mind released an app which no cool party people should be without … it’s called Beer Goggles and it helps determine if you are too drunk to judge the physical attributes/attractiveness of a chicka (sorry ladies, hunks not included in this app … guess Hive Mind figures that men are pigs and will hit on anything with a pulse). Thankfully Beer Goggles was just in time for  our cool party weekend of clubbing.

So check it … we were kicking at the ultra-trendy Hollywood nightclub, Les Deux (it’s the one where Katy Perry, Rhianna, Britney and all the other cool party celebs hang at … we hang with them all … not that we are name droppers or anything – ha! ha! – we cool). It was getting late (we were smashed), last call in 20 minutes, and we were having no luck with the hunnies – not even landing digits. So we saw this babe … just mind boggling smoking hot … sizzzzzzle … and we wanted to approach her. But then a brief moment of sobriety hit us … we decided to whip out our new Beer Goggles app and take the test as described:

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Well guess what … we failed the test … we were wearing beer goggles. But even though we failed, we really won, because as Hive Mind states … we dodged an uncomfortable morning and an awkward walk of shame. So HUGE thanks to Hive Mind … these guys saved our butt and helped us literally avoid an UGLY situation. But it’s all good … we are still the party people – ha! ha! – we cool.

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March 23, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

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    Yep, could have used this app in my youth as my clubbing days are over. The only clubbing I will be doing is clubbing the boys out of my yard and away form my daughters in a few years. Not to offend the developers, but maybe they should make an app for the morning after. Not too many guys are going to have the self control to pull out their iPhone to determine babe or pig. CM

  • http://www.crazymikesapps.com crazymikesapps

    Yep, could have used this app in my youth as my clubbing days are over. The only clubbing I will be doing is clubbing the boys out of my yard and away form my daughters in a few years. Not to offend the developers, but maybe they should make an app for the morning after. Not too many guys are going to have the self control to pull out their iPhone to determine babe or pig. CM

  • http://www.crazymikesapps.com crazymikesapps

    Yep, could have used this app in my youth as my clubbing days are over. The only clubbing I will be doing is clubbing the boys out of my yard and away form my daughters in a few years. Not to offend the developers, but maybe they should make an app for the morning after. Not too many guys are going to have the self control to pull out their iPhone to determine babe or pig. CM

  • http://www.crazymikesapps.com crazymikesapps

    Yep, could have used this app in my youth as my clubbing days are over. The only clubbing I will be doing is clubbing the boys out of my yard and away form my daughters in a few years. Not to offend the developers, but maybe they should make an app for the morning after. Not too many guys are going to have the self control to pull out their iPhone to determine babe or pig. CM

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    I want it!

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    i'd probably fail every time

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    i'd probably fail every time

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    i'd probably fail every time

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    haha I should test my friends with this

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    haha I should test my friends with this

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    Sweet!

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    Sweet!

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    Sweet!

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    I probably can use this when I am bored at a pub.

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    I probably can use this when I am bored at a pub.

  • daren771

    I probably can use this when I am bored at a pub.

  • daren771

    I probably can use this when I am bored at a pub.

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