For Your Confident Life

iPhoneHair Ok folks … step right up … gather around … listen carefully … because boy have we got an absolutely amazing app for you! It’s one of a kind – it’s an original – it will leave you wondering how you ever lived life without it. This featured app is for everyone – for man and woman. A ground breaking app my friends and we are so excited to present it to you.

Let’s start with a simple question … do you have hair? Most of you will answer “Yes”. Another question … do you want to keep your hair? Most of you will answer “Yes”. So it’s been established … most of you have hair and want to keep it. Marvelous! Then what you need to do is immediately purchase the HAIR CLINIC app by Sociag Project. What is this HAIR CLINIC app you ask? Well friends, it’s The World’s First Mobile Hair Clinic System which will help protect your hair for a confident life. Yes … protect your hair for a confident life with HAIR CLINIC … for man and woman!

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Now stop laughing! … Stop it! … Stop it right now! HAIR CLINIC works! Most hair problems such as alopecia and hair loss result from insufficient nutrition of hair roots that is caused by the circulation disorder of the blood around hair roots. HAIR CLINIC generates various types of inaudible high and low frequencies to promote blood circulation around hair roots and as a result, hair roots can receive normal nutrition … thus avoiding hair loss.

PoopHair With HAIR CLINIC, you’re on your way to a life of healthy and abundant hair … and it’s easy. Just follow the simple three step … Step 1: launch app, press the Cleaning button, hold iPhone to your head for 3 minutes to clean pores … Step 2: press the Massaging button, hold iPhone to your head for 4 minutes to promote blood circulation … Step 3: press the Improving button, hold iPhone to your head for 3 minutes to improve function of hair roots. And that’s it … simply hold your iPhone to your head for 10 minutes a day and you will have healthy and abundant hair.

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And here’s the best part! How much would you pay for healthy and abundant hair? $100? $75? $50? Nope, none of those prices … you don’t even have to pay $25 … get this – HAIR CLINIC can be yours for less than $10! Yes – you heard it right … only $8.99 for the HAIR CLINIC app … Your Choice Changes Your Life! Only $8.99 for the amazing HAIR CLINIC app … don’t be a fool – buy it now … a small price to pay for YOUR CONFIDENT LIFE!

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April 8, 2009 | Filed Under Health, Uncategorized 

Comments

  • susanbdot

    I think I read somewhere that the FDA was thinking about taking a look at “regulating” the Health & Fitness apps. Seemed a little big brotherish to me.

    Now I'm thinking maybe it's a good idea. I wonder if these folks can produce any peer-reviewed studies showing that their treatment by iPhone actually does anything to affect the health of anyone's hair. I don't see anywhere that they indicate this is just for entertainment purposes. And $8.99 — good grief.

    Love your illustrations, by the way.

  • susanbdot

    I think I read somewhere that the FDA was thinking about taking a look at “regulating” the Health & Fitness apps. Seemed a little big brotherish to me.

    Now I'm thinking maybe it's a good idea. I wonder if these folks can produce any peer-reviewed studies showing that their treatment by iPhone actually does anything to affect the health of anyone's hair. I don't see anywhere that they indicate this is just for entertainment purposes. And $8.99 — good grief.

    Love your illustrations, by the way.

  • susanbdot

    I think I read somewhere that the FDA was thinking about taking a look at “regulating” the Health & Fitness apps. Seemed a little big brotherish to me.

    Now I'm thinking maybe it's a good idea. I wonder if these folks can produce any peer-reviewed studies showing that their treatment by iPhone actually does anything to affect the health of anyone's hair. I don't see anywhere that they indicate this is just for entertainment purposes. And $8.99 — good grief.

    Love your illustrations, by the way.

  • susanbdot

    I think I read somewhere that the FDA was thinking about taking a look at “regulating” the Health & Fitness apps. Seemed a little big brotherish to me.

    Now I'm thinking maybe it's a good idea. I wonder if these folks can produce any peer-reviewed studies showing that their treatment by iPhone actually does anything to affect the health of anyone's hair. I don't see anywhere that they indicate this is just for entertainment purposes. And $8.99 — good grief.

    Love your illustrations, by the way.

  • We would hope Apple would have stepped in an question the legitimacy of the
    HAIR CLINIC app's claim. Like you mention, not cool charging $8.99 for some
    snake oil … ultimately making Apple look like rip off artists.

  • We would hope Apple would have stepped in an question the legitimacy of the
    HAIR CLINIC app's claim. Like you mention, not cool charging $8.99 for some
    snake oil … ultimately making Apple look like rip off artists.

  • We would hope Apple would have stepped in an question the legitimacy of the
    HAIR CLINIC app's claim. Like you mention, not cool charging $8.99 for some
    snake oil … ultimately making Apple look like rip off artists.

  • We would hope Apple would have stepped in an question the legitimacy of the
    HAIR CLINIC app's claim. Like you mention, not cool charging $8.99 for some
    snake oil … ultimately making Apple look like rip off artists.

  • This is absolutely hilarious! Great review!!!

    The pic of ole murdering Phil is hypnotic. I can just see him with his iPhone, rubbing it all over his head for hours a day as he blows kisses at himself in the mirror.

  • This is absolutely hilarious! Great review!!!

    The pic of ole murdering Phil is hypnotic. I can just see him with his iPhone, rubbing it all over his head for hours a day as he blows kisses at himself in the mirror.

  • This is absolutely hilarious! Great review!!!

    The pic of ole murdering Phil is hypnotic. I can just see him with his iPhone, rubbing it all over his head for hours a day as he blows kisses at himself in the mirror.

  • This is absolutely hilarious! Great review!!!

    The pic of ole murdering Phil is hypnotic. I can just see him with his iPhone, rubbing it all over his head for hours a day as he blows kisses at himself in the mirror.

  • LOL … Yeah, good ole Phil was obviously a successful beta tester for
    the HAIR CLINIC app … uh, we think 😉

  • LOL … Yeah, good ole Phil was obviously a successful beta tester for
    the HAIR CLINIC app … uh, we think 😉

  • LOL … Yeah, good ole Phil was obviously a successful beta tester for
    the HAIR CLINIC app … uh, we think 😉

  • LOL … Yeah, good ole Phil was obviously a successful beta tester for
    the HAIR CLINIC app … uh, we think 😉

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  • siva123

    rightly said hair loss is a common problem and even difficult to deal with. Vitamins are good if taken care to prevent hair loss. even there are other methods for hair restoration, these days different techniques are being used for hair loss.

  • siva123

    rightly said hair loss is a common problem and even difficult to deal with. Vitamins are good if taken care to prevent hair loss. even there are other methods for hair restoration, these days different techniques are being used for hair loss.

  • siva123

    rightly said hair loss is a common problem and even difficult to deal with. Vitamins are good if taken care to prevent hair loss. even there are other methods for hair restoration, these days different techniques are being used for hair loss.

  • Norman

    make fun all you want but this app is actually working for me!

  • Norman

    make fun all you want but this app is actually working for me!

  • Norman

    make fun all you want but this app is actually working for me!

  • thanks for sharing about it.

  • thanks for sharing about it.

  • faraimpresii

    Hair loss or Alopecia is a problem most of us are facing on a daily basis. Some studies say that men tend to “get” balder faster or that stress contributes to this problem or plainly we're just born with it – carried by genes that is. Nevertheless when it comes to hairloss or caderea parului we have to agree that women suffer the most and spend up a fortune to get rid of this problem. The thing is most products aren't even half good as they are marketed so what's a woman to do ? I think that natural remedies (using eggs and aloe vera) can help your hairloss problem but if people don't start eating and living healthy there's no stop to this issue.

  • faraimpresii

    Hair loss or Alopecia is a problem most of us are facing on a daily basis. Some studies say that men tend to “get” balder faster or that stress contributes to this problem or plainly we're just born with it – carried by genes that is. Nevertheless when it comes to hairloss or caderea parului we have to agree that women suffer the most and spend up a fortune to get rid of this problem. The thing is most products aren't even half good as they are marketed so what's a woman to do ? I think that natural remedies (using eggs and aloe vera) can help your hairloss problem but if people don't start eating and living healthy there's no stop to this issue.

  • Ha ha ha…I agree with you. Love this pic…

  • Ha ha ha…I agree with you. Love this pic…

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