App That Turns Your iPhone Into A PENIS

super_piipii_brothers Last year, ThinkGeek.com introduced a new Japanese game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers. For $34.99, you receive the game disc, Wiimote Harness and the promise of an amazing virtual pee experience. Gameplay is simple and straightforward … strap on the belt harness, attach the Wiimote and use your body to control the never-ending stream of pee into a series of toilets. If you manage to pee in a toilet, your score increases .. . pee on the floor, your score decreases. And of course the game, is strongly marketed to women, indicating that Super Pii Pii Brothers allows the ladies to “experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” Watch the demo video below for a visual example.

 

So what do you think of Super Pii Pii Brothers? Yeah … ewww, gross, LOL, freaks, etc. Well guess what … it’s a gag – a fake … an April Fool’s Day joke. ThinkGeek has been doing this every year since 2001 – click here to view their past April 1 gags.

Well it might be a gross, freaky, ewww joke at ThinkGeek … but come on, we’re talking about Apple. One of the most powerful, profitable, innovative and well respected companies in the world. So we’re sure it wouldn’t surprise you that Apple has approved an app which turns your iPhone into a PENIS. Not only does your iPhone become a PENIS … but it simulates peeing while you are drunk. Amazing use of technology. Simply put your iPhone in your crotch area and hold it like a PENIS. But please remember … this is a high quality, virtual reality application … so DO NOT utilize this app while sitting down! Stand up and hold your PENIS (errrr … iPhone), then pee away into the target toilet.

What? You think we’re kidding? You think we are making this stuff up? You think that if it doesn’t fly at ThinkGeek, it certainly shouldn’t be cool with Apple? Haaa … you are wrong … just look below at the Drunk Sniper app’s description.

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WTF?!?! Love how the dev scream in ALL CAPS … TURN YOUR IPHONE INTO MALE BODY ORGAN!!!” … LOL – what? Apple actually censored the word PENIS?!? Congrats Apple … you’ve come a long way, but man you’ve got some strange fetishes!

And of course, we must appeal to the ladies! Love the positioning on this. Like Drunk Sniper is the Dr. Phil of apps. It’s either beautiful sarcasm or someone’s shit don’t stink – LOL.

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May 11, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment, Games 

Comments

  • Barry

    hahaha – i laughed my pants out – this is a great app to play with!

  • Barry

    hahaha – i laughed my pants out – this is a great app to play with!

  • Barry

    hahaha – i laughed my pants out – this is a great app to play with!

  • Barry

    hahaha – i laughed my pants out – this is a great app to play with!

  • lol who created this app???? this must be the next ifart haha

  • lol who created this app???? this must be the next ifart haha

  • lol who created this app???? this must be the next ifart haha

  • lol who created this app???? this must be the next ifart haha

  • Developed by a company called Apalon (who also make iGirl) … although they
    do not list Drunk Sniper on their web site –> http://www.apalon.com/

  • Developed by a company called Apalon (who also make iGirl) … although they
    do not list Drunk Sniper on their web site –> http://www.apalon.com/

  • Developed by a company called Apalon (who also make iGirl) … although they
    do not list Drunk Sniper on their web site –> http://www.apalon.com/

  • Developed by a company called Apalon (who also make iGirl) … although they
    do not list Drunk Sniper on their web site –> http://www.apalon.com/

  • Peter

    http://www.apalon.com/drunk_sniper.html looks like they do already – probably the app was just released and they were releasing the page. Funny app I should say

  • Peter

    http://www.apalon.com/drunk_sniper.html looks like they do already – probably the app was just released and they were releasing the page. Funny app I should say

  • Peter

    http://www.apalon.com/drunk_sniper.html looks like they do already – probably the app was just released and they were releasing the page. Funny app I should say

  • Peter

    http://www.apalon.com/drunk_sniper.html looks like they do already – probably the app was just released and they were releasing the page. Funny app I should say

  • Thanks Peter! Indeed … at the time we published the article, the above link was broken … great to see it's up and running on Apalon's site.

  • Thanks Peter! Indeed … at the time we published the article, the above link was broken … great to see it's up and running on Apalon's site.

  • Thanks Peter! Indeed … at the time we published the article, the above link was broken … great to see it's up and running on Apalon's site.

  • Thanks Peter! Indeed … at the time we published the article, the above link was broken … great to see it's up and running on Apalon's site.

  • They have basically copied our award-winning J2O Flash game from about 6 years ago.

    http://www.gannon.tv/work/work_j20.html

  • They have basically copied our award-winning J2O Flash game from about 6 years ago.

    http://www.gannon.tv/work/work_j20.html

  • They have basically copied our award-winning J2O Flash game from about 6 years ago.

    http://www.gannon.tv/work/work_j20.html

  • They have basically copied our award-winning J2O Flash game from about 6 years ago.

    http://www.gannon.tv/work/work_j20.html

  • Tim

    If you think that your web game is similar – why don't you port it to iPhone? Sure the opportunity is missed.

    Those folks did a nice job of merging toilet pee concept and iPhone accelerometer functionality and they released the perfect app. Your '6 year old' web game lacked this missing element. If you study iPhone apps carefully you will see that many old and not very popular concepts got widely popular on the new platform which allows what previous platforms didn't. Where have you been all this last year when iPhone apps got so popular?! Posting here now is now is pathetic. Sit down and deliver the great new original app which we can use.

  • Tim

    If you think that your web game is similar – why don't you port it to iPhone? Sure the opportunity is missed.

    Those folks did a nice job of merging toilet pee concept and iPhone accelerometer functionality and they released the perfect app. Your '6 year old' web game lacked this missing element. If you study iPhone apps carefully you will see that many old and not very popular concepts got widely popular on the new platform which allows what previous platforms didn't. Where have you been all this last year when iPhone apps got so popular?! Posting here now is now is pathetic. Sit down and deliver the great new original app which we can use.

  • Tim

    If you think that your web game is similar – why don't you port it to iPhone? Sure the opportunity is missed.

    Those folks did a nice job of merging toilet pee concept and iPhone accelerometer functionality and they released the perfect app. Your '6 year old' web game lacked this missing element. If you study iPhone apps carefully you will see that many old and not very popular concepts got widely popular on the new platform which allows what previous platforms didn't. Where have you been all this last year when iPhone apps got so popular?! Posting here now is now is pathetic. Sit down and deliver the great new original app which we can use.

  • Tim

    If you think that your web game is similar – why don't you port it to iPhone? Sure the opportunity is missed.

    Those folks did a nice job of merging toilet pee concept and iPhone accelerometer functionality and they released the perfect app. Your '6 year old' web game lacked this missing element. If you study iPhone apps carefully you will see that many old and not very popular concepts got widely popular on the new platform which allows what previous platforms didn't. Where have you been all this last year when iPhone apps got so popular?! Posting here now is now is pathetic. Sit down and deliver the great new original app which we can use.

  • egor

    And there is yet another game by the same company that went live yesterday. Not on the site yet as well.

  • egor

    And there is yet another game by the same company that went live yesterday. Not on the site yet as well.

  • egor

    And there is yet another game by the same company that went live yesterday. Not on the site yet as well.

  • egor

    And there is yet another game by the same company that went live yesterday. Not on the site yet as well.

  • monica

    i'm a girl and i love this app

  • monica

    i'm a girl and i love this app

  • monica

    i'm a girl and i love this app

  • Right on Monica … your comment got us thinking … a whole new wave of iPhone apps that make you feel/experience opposite sex.

    Men! Do you want to feel like a woman? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Menstruation Cycle/PMS app – virtual Pregnancy/Morning Sickness app

    Women! Do you want to feel like a man? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Never Ask For Directions app – virtual Understand Sports app

    LOL

  • Right on Monica … your comment got us thinking … a whole new wave of iPhone apps that make you feel/experience opposite sex.

    Men! Do you want to feel like a woman? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Menstruation Cycle/PMS app – virtual Pregnancy/Morning Sickness app

    Women! Do you want to feel like a man? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Never Ask For Directions app – virtual Understand Sports app

    LOL

  • Right on Monica … your comment got us thinking … a whole new wave of iPhone apps that make you feel/experience opposite sex.

    Men! Do you want to feel like a woman? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Menstruation Cycle/PMS app – virtual Pregnancy/Morning Sickness app

    Women! Do you want to feel like a man? There's an app for that! …
    virtual Never Ask For Directions app – virtual Understand Sports app

    LOL

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