Sexy Wash – More Dirt For Your iPhone

The thing that sucks big time about the iPhone is it’s freaking touch screen. And no, we’re not talking about attempting to type on the keyboard … were talking about keeping the damn thing clean. Fingerprints, smudges, Cheetos tracks … blech – disgusting. Sure we could use a micro-fiber cloth and constantly wipe down our screen … but what a pain in the ass.

DogClean11 So we tried one of those screen cleaning apps … you know, the one where the cutesy little dog appears on your screen and licks it clean. It worked ok, but frankly, we are sick of seeing canine tongue splattered across our touch screen all day long.

Well Apple must know about our bitching and complaining  because they recently approved the Sexy Screen Wash app. Now that’s what we’re talking about … SEX! Scantily clad women in a variety of fetish-themed outfits cleaning your screen – a thing of beauty … all hail the mighty iPhone.

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iWashSMALL Now we know of this sex washing concept from a movie-type app called iWash. But given Apple’s strict objectionable smut policy (LOL), we never imagined an Apple endorsed sex washer would appear in the App Store. So we’ll stop our whining about dirty touch screens because Sexy Screen Wash makes us happy again. Only problem is we sexy wash our screen all day … huh, huh, huh.

Oh – and more good news. With the approval of Sexy Screen Wash, it appears what was once objectionable content is now good times. The developers of sex wash, On The Go Girls, are heating up for their sexy video app – positioning it as “Party Girl Videos presents … Asian Spice”. Woohoo! Perhaps a sign of what’s coming shortly with Parental Controls in OS3 … or maybe just wishful thinking by On The Go Girls. All we know is nothing from Apple surprises us now.

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Comments

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  • jeff

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  • jeff

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  • jeff

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    I tried this out on the Interactive iPhone at http://interactiveiphone.com and yes it sucks.

  • http://elitemobilegames.com/ IwantaiPhone

    I tried this out on the Interactive iPhone at http://interactiveiphone.com and yes it sucks.

  • http://elitemobilegames.com/ IwantaiPhone

    I tried this out on the Interactive iPhone at http://interactiveiphone.com and yes it sucks.

  • http://elitemobilegames.com/ IwantaiPhone

    I tried this out on the Interactive iPhone at http://interactiveiphone.com and yes it sucks.

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    Hilarious app – Hot girls washing my iPhone 3G for $0.99

    I should return that protective film for $30 :-) lol

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    Hilarious app – Hot girls washing my iPhone 3G for $0.99

    I should return that protective film for $30 :-) lol

  • http://www.collegehumor.com/ CollegeHumor

    Hilarious app – Hot girls washing my iPhone 3G for $0.99

    I should return that protective film for $30 :-) lol

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    Hilarious app – Hot girls washing my iPhone 3G for $0.99

    I should return that protective film for $30 :-) lol

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    Actually, you should have spent the extra $5 and purchased the Sexy
    Protective Film for $35 … Couple that with Sexy Washer … Figure
    it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to iPhone sex.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Actually, you should have spent the extra $5 and purchased the Sexy
    Protective Film for $35 … Couple that with Sexy Washer … Figure
    it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to iPhone sex.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Actually, you should have spent the extra $5 and purchased the Sexy
    Protective Film for $35 … Couple that with Sexy Washer … Figure
    it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to iPhone sex.

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    Actually, you should have spent the extra $5 and purchased the Sexy
    Protective Film for $35 … Couple that with Sexy Washer … Figure
    it's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to iPhone sex.

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  • annie

    The Slurps


    is a lot better for cleaning.

  • annie

    The Slurps is a lot better ! With hair this time…

  • annie

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  • annie

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  • annie

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