Beer, Sexy Girls And Barf – App Store Nirvana

bot-meathead11 As the saying goes … Men Think With Their “Pants” (if you prefer, you can replace “pants” with the appropriate male organ to make it read more PG-13). As with most stereotypes, there is a certain amount of truth to this claim. So the clever folks at Gaming Unfolded decided to leverage this male weakness to their advantage and turn Weiner-Logic into gold.

Enter the latest and greatest sexy hot chick iPhone app –> iCountBeer. But this is no  ordinary bikini girl spice app … this one appeals to only the dumbest of Neanderthals …

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Great balls of brilliance (pun intended)! Pay a buck … load and launch app … drink a beer … remove a beer. And your ultimate objective is to fully uncover the erotic babe hiding behind the stack-o-beer. This reward will only require consuming TWENTY beers … sure pencil-neck, go for it … TWENTY beers.

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Oh look … poor pencil-neck completed the iCountBeer app and is now being rushed to the hospital in a Wambulance for alcohol poisoning. Freaking dumbass. Here’s a tip for those Neanderthals who insist on thinking with their johnson … go buy the Bikini Blast app for a buck – you get more boobie babes to look at, it’ll provide instant gratification and you’ll avoid spending the next 24 hours worshipping the porcelain god. Better yet … stop thinking with your dick.

But hey, it’s cool … nothing like an app to encourage irresponsible drinking … bravo Apple, the App Store is indeed revolutionary.

June 29, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

  • Extremocracy

    Revolutionary indeed

  • LOL … we love the fact that Steve used the word “revolutionary” to
    describe the App Store … it's the PERFECT adjective for the many
    KRAPPS we feature 😉

  • Extremocracy

    I wonder what the ratio between “revolutionary” apps and “Krapps” is.

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